Finally got Mommy and Me’d
It finally happened to me. I took my 11.5 month old daughter to the public playground to get her some time on the swings before taking a walk in a nearby park. There was a mom with her two kids there, playing on the bigger kid swings. Put my kid in the baby swing where she was all smiles. Then another two moms with children showed up. After a few awkward smiles and glances they informed me it was mommy and me time, not daddy and me. I explained I was a stay at home dad, didn’t realize there were specific times for the park, etc.
I’d gotten the stares before (I’m 6’2” and around 290-320lbs depending on day), especially at Michael’s, but ugh this one pissed me off. I told them I hoped the next time they wake up to use the bathroom they step on a LEGO barefoot.