u/mwiisdrm

hello. i seem to have reached that oddly specific stage of adulthood where making new internet friends feels both mildly impulsive and entirely justified. i’m looking for genuine, low-maintenance friendships the kind where conversations pause for days or weeks, only to resume as though no time has passed at all. no pressure, no guilt over delayed replies, and no expectation to be constantly available. just random thoughts, life updates, memes, reels, and the shared understanding that everyone is doing their best to function.

about me:

- i work in the medical field, so my schedule is best described as organized chaos powered by caffeine, adrenaline, and inconsistent sleep.

- currently rewatching Suits and Black Mirror, depending on whether i’m in the mood for razor-sharp banter or a technologically induced existential spiral.

- recently finished Penpal by Penpal by Dathan Auerbach, and apparently psychological distress remains my preferred form of literary enrichment.

- attempting project pan while my makeup collection quietly observes my lack of progress.

- i communicate primarily through Instagram reels and TikToks — sometimes funny, sometimes unhinged, sometimes emotionally devastating.

- beach person through and through. something about the ocean recalibrates me in a way that feels both medically concerning and deeply therapeutic.

- matcha is one of the few constants in my life.

about you:

- has low-maintenance friend energy. you disappear, you return, and the conversation continues without ceremony.

- preferably outside the medical field. i’d love to meet people from different worlds.

- easy to talk to, emotionally reasonable-ish, and not alarming in a way that would require documentation.

- sends memes, reels, and random updates because that is essentially the modern language of friendship.

- has chismis, niche opinions, oddly specific observations, or entertaining thoughts about everyday life.

- strictly SFW. emphatically so.

if this sounds like your kind of friendship, say hi and tell me a random fact about yourself.

ps. reposting because many of the messages i received started out perfectly SFW, only to become decidedly NSFW once a certain level of familiarity was established. please keep it strictly platonic and SFW.

hello. i seem to have arrived at that strangely specific phase of adulthood where making new online friends feels simultaneously impulsive and emotionally justified, so here we are.bcurrently looking for low-maintenance internet friendships the kind where we disappear for days, sometimes weeks, then casually reappear as if no time has passed at all. no pressure, no obligation to explain delayed replies, no unnecessarily dramatic “sorry i vanished, life got hectic” speeches required. just occasional life updates, chaotic observations, unsolicited reels, and the shared understanding that everyone is, more or less, exhausted. also, if i’m being honest, i currently have a mild case of birthday blues and i think i just want people to talk to before i start emotionally bonding with the ocean again.

about me:

- i work in the medical field, so my schedule operates somewhere between controlled chaos and institutionalized instability, sustained primarily by caffeine and questionable sleep patterns

- recently finished Penpal by Dathan Auerbach and apparently psychological distress remains my preferred form of literary enrichment

- attempting project pan while my makeup collection quietly watches me fail in high definition

- i communicate primarily through IG reels and TikTok sometimes comedy, sometimes existential damage delivered at 2:47am

- beach person through and through. something about waves rearranges my brain chemistry in a medically concerning but helpful way

- i have a fondness for matcha, preferably homemade, slightly particular, and quietly grounding in my daily routine

about you:

- possesses low-maintenance friend energy. you disappear, you return, we continue the conversation like a poorly scheduled sitcom

- if possible, i’d prefer someone outside the medical field, as i’d like to broaden my circle and form connections beyond the medical world

- easy to talk to, emotionally reasonable-ish, and not unsettling in a way that would require documentation

- sends memes and reels on instagram, because that is essentially the modern language of friendship maintenance

- has chismis, niche opinions, oddly specific thoughts, random updates, or chaotic observations about everyday life

- strictly SFW. emphasis on strictly

if you’re interested, send me a message and say hi, bonus points for a random fun fact or whatever’s on your mind lately.

ps. this is a repost because most of the messages i received were inappropriate or explicitly NSFW. i am not interested in that kind of interaction, and it will not be entertained.

hi! i’ve reached that very specific stage of boredom where making new online friends feels like a low-effort but emotionally valid life decision. so here I am looking for low-maintenance internet friends the kind you talk to occasionally, randomly, inconsistently, but still somehow pick up like no time passed. no pressure, no daily replies, no “sorry I was busy” essays required. just pop in when life is interesting, chaotic, or suspiciously quiet.

about me:

- i work in the medical field, so my life is basically structured chaos with a name badge

- currently reading Penpal by Dathan Auerbach and yes, I am fully aware I chose emotional turbulence for entertainment

- on project pan mode (aka the illusion of discipline while my makeup collection silently judges me)

- i send IG reels and tiktok like it’s a coping mechanism range is “haha funny” to “why did I watch this at 3:12am in complete silence”

- beach person at heart; waves = instant mental reset button

- matcha enjoyer (homemade, slightly performative, deeply comforting)

about you:

- low-maintenance friend energy (you can disappear and reappear like a seasonal character and it’s fine)

- kind, easy to talk to, no pressure conversational style

- has chismis, thoughts, memes, or random life updates (the more unfiltered, the better)

- SFW only

anyway, if we click cool. if not, also cool. we simply continue as two low-maintenance strangers coexisting on the internet.

final note:

pls don’t be boring. low maintenance doesn’t mean low personality.

hi! i’ve been feeling a bit bored lately, so i thought i’d try meeting new online friends ✨ nothing too serious just someone to talk to every now and then when life gets interesting, chaotic, or even randomly quiet. no pressure to reply every day; just message me whenever you feel like sharing chismis, thoughts, or anything that pops into your mind.

about me:

- i work in the medical field, so my days can get quite busy and unpredictable, but i always try my best to reply as soon as I can

- i just finished reading The Stillwater Girls by Minna Kent still sitting with that story, honestly

- currently on project pan mode, aka trying to finish all my makeup before buying anything new (send help)

- i love sending random IG reels and TikTok videos especially the funny or slightly unhinged ones

- i find peace in the beach; the sound of waves just resets my entire mind

- i also love drinking matcha and making my own at home it’s become my little calming ritual

about you:

- kind, easy to talk to, and someone who can carry conversations effortlessly

- has a lot of stories, thoughts, or chismis to share (the more random, the better)

- SFW only, please

- extra points if you love sending reels/ tiktok back and forth or are down for tiktok streaks

bonus points system (totally scientific):

+1 if you reply with chismis

+2 if you send memes that make me question your sanity

+3 if you send reels at ungodly hours like 3:47am

+10 if you match my energy without hesitation

anyway if we click, great. if not, we continue peacefully as two strangers who briefly considered being chaotic online friends.

final note:

please don’t be boring. i will politely notice (with love).