u/natedizzie05

Friendly reminder we are on for tonight :) https://meet.google.com/vsg-vvpz-jnt

Hi Crawlers! We are locked in for Friday 10/9 @ 7PM Eastern https://meet.google.com/vsg-vvpz-jnt but I'm open, if two or more ask, to offering on Sunday @ 11AM Eastern. So if you'd like Sunday, please comment that below and I'll update the post to add the Meet link for Sunday too :)

If you're new here, I'm a boring ass, middle-aged, white dude that will read to you all 8 books' bonus chapters. It will take about 3 hours and 15 minutes start to finish, but you don't have to stay for the entire time 😄 I am NO Jeff Hays so have zero expectations on voice acting and you should find some enjoyment lol! If you have any questions, feel free to comment below.

Just a friendly reminder :)

Now offering Sunday at 1PM Eastern as well https://meet.google.com/qmq-huxj-bqs

*EDIT* Now offering Sunday at 1PM Eastern as well https://meet.google.com/qmq-huxj-bqs

Hi Crawlers! I'm happy to offer a reading this Friday night at 7PM Eastern, https://meet.google.com/bmx-jcrt-ynh and if 2 or more Crawlers comment and request I could do one on Sunday afternoon starting at 1PM Eastern (I'll update the post with Meet link if we hit the goal).

If you're new here, I'm a boring ass, middle-aged, white dude that will read to you all 8 bonus chapters for the Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret. Start to finish is about 3 hours and 10 minutes and then afterwards if you want to stick around and chat about DCC, I'll keep the Meet active for up to an hour or so 😄

*EDIT* Now offering Sunday at 1PM Eastern as well https://meet.google.com/qmq-huxj-bqs

Hi Crawlers! I'm happy to offer a reading this Friday night at 7PM Eastern, https://meet.google.com/bmx-jcrt-ynh and if 2 or more Crawlers comment and request I could do one on Sunday afternoon starting at 1PM Eastern (I'll update the post with Meet link if we hit the goal).

If you're new here, I'm a boring ass, middle-aged, white dude that will read to you all 8 bonus chapters for the Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret. Start to finish is about 3 hours and 10 minutes and then afterwards if you want to stick around and chat about DCC, I'll keep the Meet active for up to an hour or so 😄

Friendly reminder about tonight's and tomorrow morning's reads :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/hellocrawlers/s/1eoAl0SQSu

Friendly reminder about tonight's and tomorrow morning's reads :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/MattDinniman/s/lJArMvqyGP

Hi Crawlers, below is the upcoming readings I'll be offering. If you have another date/time that would work better for you, feel free to comment and I'll try to get that scheduled as well. Please understand that Books 1 - 8 take about 3 hours in total, each chapter averaging about 25 minutes. All times below are in Eastern US timezone and I work a day job so please be understanding that I cannot offer a weekday morning read but I'm happy to try on different weekend days/times.

Last thing, I AM NO JEFF HAYS 😂, please come to these readings with zero voice acting expectations and you should enjoy 😄

Friday, September 18th @ 7PM Eastern - https://meet.google.com/ism-ybwe-gcq

Saturday, September 19th @ 9AM Eastern - https://meet.google.com/rfy-aeaj-vuk

*BONUS OFFERING* If two or more comment requesting, I'll offer a Thursday night starting at 6PM and I'll update the post to include the new Meet link if that's the case.

Hi Crawlers, below is the upcoming readings I'll be offering. If you have another date/time that would work better for you, feel free to comment and I'll try to get that scheduled as well. Please understand that Books 1 - 8 take about 3 hours in total, each chapter averaging about 25 minutes. All times below are in Eastern US timezone and I work a day job so please be understanding that I cannot offer a weekday morning read but I'm happy to try on different weekend days/times.

Last thing, I AM NO JEFF HAYS 😂, please come to these readings with zero voice acting expectations and you should enjoy 😄

Friday, September 18th @ 7PM Eastern - https://meet.google.com/ism-ybwe-gcq

Saturday, September 19th @ 9AM Eastern - https://meet.google.com/rfy-aeaj-vuk

*BONUS OFFERING* If two or more comment requesting, I'll offer a Thursday night starting at 6PM and I'll update the post to include the new Meet link if that's the case.

Hi Crawlers, I've had several requests for specific dates and times so here is the schedule for the coming days:

Tonight, Friday 9/4 @ 7PM Eastern https://meet.google.com/pqt-njvw-ugw

Sunday, 9/6 @ 9AM Eastern https://meet.google.com/jtg-ngit-imc

Wednesday 9/9 @ 7PM Eastern https://meet.google.com/iua-nmbp-nsd

If you want another day/time, you're always welcomed to reach out via DM, ask, and I'm almost certainly going to schedule it for you as long as it doesn't bump up against my work schedule.

Also, if you're unsure what I'm even offering, hi I'm a boring ass middle aged white dude that will read to you from all 8 Bonus Chapters that are only found in Penguin/Ace published books. The reads take about 3 hours in their entirety AND I'm no Jeff Hays so listen with at your own risk 😂

Tonight, Friday 9/4 @ 7PM Eastern https://meet.google.com/pqt-njvw-ugw

Sunday, 9/6 @ 9AM Eastern https://meet.google.com/jtg-ngit-imc

Wednesday 9/9 @ 7PM Eastern https://meet.google.com/iua-nmbp-nsd

If you want another day/time, you're always welcomed to reach out via DM, ask, and I'm almost certainly going to schedule it for you as long as it doesn't bump up against my work schedule.

Also, if you're unsure what I'm even offering, hi I'm a boring ass middle aged white dude that will read to you from all 8 Bonus Chapters that are only found in Penguin/Ace published books. The reads take about 3 hours in their entirety AND I'm no Jeff Hays so listen with at your own risk 😂

Repost to another community

Join me, Crawlers, as I read to you all 8 bonus chapters in a row. Then stick around late and let’s theorize everything DCC up to this point! Reads will end around 10:15PM, you can come and go as you please :)

https://meet.google.com/pqt-njvw-ugw

Join me, Crawlers, as I read to you all 8 bonus chapters in a row. Then stick around late and let’s theorize everything DCC up to this point! Reads will end around 10:15PM, you can come and go as you please :)

https://meet.google.com/pqt-njvw-ugw

Join me for a more a more friendly Pacific Coast time and maybe EU/UK time zones too. If you’re unfamiliar, I read to you from the bonus chapters for books 1-8. Should wrap around 4:15PM Eastern and then we can stay and talk book 8 if you’d like :)

https://meet.google.com/cwy-jyjz-c

Hi Everyone,

It’s your favorite boring ass white dude here to offer another listening session. We’ll start at 7 with book 1 and finish book 8’s chapter around 10. Then we’ll stick around, if you’d like to join, and discuss all things DCC. Come and go, listen to only what you need to, or stay the whole time :)

https://meet.google.com/ett-oivy-wnk

If you’re new here, hi I’m a boring ass middle aged white dude that will freely read to you all the chapters in the least Jeff Hays way possible 😂 We’ll start at 7, finish around 10, and then if you want to stick around, we’ll turn on our mics or use the chat to discuss any DCC content we want to cover.

https://meet.google.com/xha-cegv-hco

For my UK/EU Crawlers, a more friendly time offering

Join me for Books 1-8 reads of the bonus chapters 😀

If you’re new here, hi I’m a boring ass middle aged white dude that will freely read to you all the chapters in the least Jeff Hays way possible 😂 We’ll start at 9, finish around 12, and then if you want to stick around, we’ll turn on our mics or use the chat to discuss any DCC content we want to cover.

https://meet.google.com/vzt-vwiz-qeg

Join me for Books 1-8 reads of the bonus chapters 😀

If you’re new here, hi I’m a boring ass middle aged white dude that will freely read to you all the chapters in the least Jeff Hays way possible 😂 We’ll start at 7, finish around 10, and then if you want to stick around, we’ll turn on our mics or use the chat to discuss any DCC content we want to cover.

https://meet.google.com/gdn-jevp-jth