u/nejinx

Context: I had an appointment earlier today at the Dentist to pull a tooth, this is a conversation that happened a few minutes ago with my daughter.

Daughter (11): Can you name a poison?

Me: (mumbled) Cyanide

Daughter: What?

Me: (typed into notepad) Cyanide

30s later, I got her attention and I wrote on the next line: homework

She gave me that look.

About 15s later she said the following:

Daughter: I think this tooth thing is going to work out, I don't have to hear your jokes.

Yep, I wasn't expecting that lol.