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Ask your toddler what they want to be when they get older!!
My 2yo daughter’s answer is ALWAYS the same. “In ma bed” my 4yo’s answer was “to go under water in the pool” 🤦♀️
u/Jaidahilton — 20 hours ago
r/thingsmykidsaid
Me: "Hey, bud, how's it going?" My 4yo: "I wanna die."
4yo proceeds to grab 6-sided die off the table.
u/Mserendipity — 22 hours ago
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Watching an old TV show that mentioned rabies
Child 1: What happens when a person gets bit by something with rabies?
Child 2: Oh, it's really sad.. They turn wild too and get put on a rope leash..
u/ItsaSnap — 2 days ago
First Post, Driving around with my 12 year old
A beep and a warning light comes on the dashboard, she asks what is that?
I say, we need air in a tire.
She says, we need to change clothes?
Huh,
Errand attire
u/Boring_Cartoonist505 — 3 days ago
What is the number one most embarrassing thing you ever did as a child?
reddit.comu/Potential-Fan123 — 4 days ago
▲ 15 r/thingsmykidsaid
Weird things you believed as a kid
What’s something you genuinely believed was true when you were little?
u/Normal_Educator_3518 — 6 days ago
What is the creepiest thing a small child or toddler said to you?
reddit.comu/Ward_Sultan — 6 days ago
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My Daughter Just Loves My Dad Jokes...
Context: I had an appointment earlier today at the Dentist to pull a tooth, this is a conversation that happened a few minutes ago with my daughter.
Daughter (11): Can you name a poison?
Me: (mumbled) Cyanide
Daughter: What?
Me: (typed into notepad) Cyanide
30s later, I got her attention and I wrote on the next line: homework
She gave me that look.
About 15s later she said the following:
Daughter: I think this tooth thing is going to work out, I don't have to hear your jokes.
Yep, I wasn't expecting that lol.
u/nejinx — 5 days ago