Image 1 — Remember when Chelsea Suarez RAN to Jaclyn Hill’s defence over her “lady boner” joke about a show with 99% little children? I do.
Image 2 — Remember when Chelsea Suarez RAN to Jaclyn Hill’s defence over her “lady boner” joke about a show with 99% little children? I do.
Image 3 — Remember when Chelsea Suarez RAN to Jaclyn Hill’s defence over her “lady boner” joke about a show with 99% little children? I do.

Remember when Chelsea Suarez RAN to Jaclyn Hill’s defence over her “lady boner” joke about a show with 99% little children? I do.

Keep in mind this was about season ONE of Stranger Things when the majority of the cast was under 14 years old.

Saying something gross like this and then getting mad when people rightfully call you out because it was a “joke” is sooooooo classic abuser vibes. Big yikes. It wasn’t a joke. It was a publically broadcast sexual innuendo towards a show filled with little children. Yikes. Into the active volcano with both of these creeps.

u/neverNotneededmath — 2 days ago

For those who enjoyed the e-LIES-abeth Podcast

Some interesting police interview audio recordings were recently posted on YouTube re: Elizabeth Teckenbrock and one of the podcast hosts.

The TL;DR to the best of my knowledge is the host’s husband got his friend in law enforcement to search up info under the table after Liz made a video about the podcast host taking her mail. The audio recordings are from the husband’s (who is also in law enforcement) Internal Affairs investigation. I believe the husband was cleared but the friend was found to be guilty.

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u/neverNotneededmath — 7 days ago

Can someone explain this to me like I’m 5?

Chelsea has said time and time again that she makes no money doing what she’s doing and for specific projects like the Liz story she’s actually “in the red”.

She clarified numerous times that her REVENUE is “great”, but that it presumably gets syphoned away by her management company, editors, researcher, full time daycare, etc, etc. allegedly leaving her and her family deeper in debt than they were when she started on YouTube.

All that to say: how is that considered a “career”? I honestly feel like I’m missing something?! Her online presence doesn’t even pay her bills. I wouldn’t even call it a JOB much less a whole ass career.

ETA: I’m all for non-traditional careers. I’m in a non-traditional career. But also I can pay my bills off said career.

u/neverNotneededmath — 12 days ago

Full time drama channel hobbyist + alleged GoFundMe grifter Chelsea Suarez now has the money to go to Disney once a month? Interesting.

Looks like her week long beach vacation included a trip to Disney. Plus boating, new nails, and eating out. But she’s super poor yall. Please give her your monies.

u/neverNotneededmath — 24 days ago

lol looks like CC Suarez has been violating her Netflix NDA

How else would Rachael Reese know that eLIESabeth is gonna be on Love Con Revenge or some other spinoff of the Tinder Swindler. Rachael said like 10 times during this interview that she’s not involved in the Netflix production and yet she knows all about it 👀

u/neverNotneededmath — 25 days ago

Chelsea seems hellbent on punishment, not justice

I infiltrated CC’s Discord server full of parasocial creeps and holy hell. I had to stop reading through all the threads because these people are seriously unwell.

Liz sucks and needs to pay restitution and make amends for her terrible horrible behavior, but I will never understand the fixation on Liz being incarcerated. How does that make her victims whole again? How could that POSSIBLY be the best thing for her children?

PS the way CC’s mod Tanya rants about her disabled son is abhorrent. Yuck. Yuck. 1000x yuck.

u/neverNotneededmath — 27 days ago

CC tells Holly Madison that she “posts and ghosts” on social media…then spends the next 5 days haunting Holly’s comment sections endlessly biting back at random commenters

Yikesss

u/neverNotneededmath — 29 days ago

CC Suarez really thought Elizabeth Teckenbrock was her ultimate ticket to fame but literally no one cares. In my opinion.

I’m glad that Liz is finally facing charges but I’m also glad that maybe the Chelsea will stop her endlessly escalating stalking and harassment of her and her family (allegedly).

IMO Chelsea went WAY too far with this one and somehow made me sympathize with Liz for what CC was putting her through. I also wonder if some of her antics didn’t mess up evidence or the investigation. If Liz gets a lighter sentence because of CC that’s gonna be badddd news.

Hopefully the analytics on this video will finally show CC that no one cares about this story anymore, not even her own audience.

ENOUGH ALREADY

u/neverNotneededmath — 2 months ago

Chelsea Suarez was on Fox News 👀

Reporter: “Describe to somebody what she did in 30 seconds”

CC: “Lord, my, my elevator pitch of this, she, um, she has faked cancer fir’ *blows raspberry* upwards of 20, oh, um, not 20, I’d say 15 years?”

Full video here

Yall if I was this bad at my “job” I would be fired AF.

u/neverNotneededmath — 2 months ago

Just an average day in the life of a full time content thief/GFM scammer pretending to be a “full time YouTuber”

Sorry, but Chelsea Suarez claims to not have time to review her own stolen slop content or work an actual paying job in order to cover her own life expenses, yet spends an entire work day at hair appointments and watching entire movies. Meanwhile, her supporters who are working paycheck to paycheck have somehow been convinced to bankroll her expenses. I’m so disgusted.

I’ve done this math before, but let’s do it again because I adore math.

So far in the month of June CC has released around 3 hours and 45 minutes of content. My previous math breakdown was VERY liberal and worked out that it takes around 10 hours of total work for every 1 hour of finished content. Given how little run time of CC’s videos actually involve CC I’m sure that number is way too high but let’s go with it. That would mean she’s worked around 37.5 hours this month to create the YouTube content she considers to be her full time job.

There are 160 work hours in the month, 37.5 of them which CC has spent on her YouTube job. That leaves 122.5 hours unclaimed that she *could* use to earn the money needed to pay her own bills instead of scamming her followers out of their own money.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

u/neverNotneededmath — 2 months ago

“let’s goooooooo! feel free to donate, let’s go!” - Chelsea 5 years ago drooling over the idea of getting sued and receiving free money from her followers

She’s always dreamed of scamming her followers y’all! I’m so happy this dream has come true for her 🫶

u/neverNotneededmath — 2 months ago

Not even a DAY after grifting for more GFM donations Chelsea and Tony are out enjoying floor tickets at an expensive concert

The audacity to post about this while your followers are counting down the days until pay day so they can gift you their money is wild and disgusting. Shame on Chelsea Suarez for duping her stans into funding her lifestyle.

u/neverNotneededmath — 2 months ago

Chelsea Suarez continues to grift and sad fish for GFM donations while also posting about her lavish vacas, cosmetic procedures, and expensive purchases

Lordy please don’t give this woman any of your monies 🤡

u/neverNotneededmath — 2 months ago

Girl, litigation is Nicole Arbour’s next move here, if she chooses. Chelsea’s literally asking for MORE litigation.

Why would you poke the bear like this?! I know she’s been dying for lawsuits for years and maybe the one she’s currently in isn’t interesting enough so she’s gonna try to drum up a second one?! Yikes.

u/neverNotneededmath — 2 months ago

Soooooooo Netflix bought eLIESabeth?

This is from CC’s video about Caleb Hammer, but CC has been blabbing a lot lately about *trying* to not violate an NDA, about filming days, being “on set”, meeting people from “Europe” to film, that she’s about to get “multiple producer credits”, and said again yesterday that she is “literally already working on” filming an “Everything Netflix left out” video about Elizabeth Teckenbrock.

If Netflix somehow HAS looked past the morally bankrupt/possibly criminal methods used to gain the info that CC and Sher got, and they had her sign an NDA, WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT IT SO MUCH?!? Girl. Shut UP!

u/neverNotneededmath — 2 months ago

Imagine meeting someone once and them proceeding to hang a photo of you in their home

The way my soul would LEAVE MY BODY if I saw that someone I had met through work ONCE did this to a photo of me 🫪 yiiiiiiiiiikes

u/neverNotneededmath — 2 months ago

When does calling an unpaid obsession/money sink hobby a “job” actually become enough already?

TLDR: Chelsea has been hinting at money problems LONG before her lawsuit/GoFundMe started and maybe needs to wake up to reality, IMO.

She admitted last year that her main large project (eLIESabeth) has them in the red financially, that HFTC was COSTING them money, she has terrible credit (she can’t even be approved for car payments), etc. etc.

According to public records, ALLEGEDLY, late last year she had to completely refinance their house for MORE than their original mortgage amount and start their payments back at day 1. FYI This is a *drastic* financial move to make and will cost them upwards of tens of thousands of dollars more in interest going forward.

Now in her YT video last week she let slip that bills are actually going to collection now for non-payment?! She already said her credit was tanked I can only imagine what that will do to her family’s financial abilities in the future.

I know she’s going to blame the lawsuit (which she was added to ~5 months AFTER the house was refinanced) for all of her financial woes, but the record shows that that is simply not the case.

I’m NOT critical of her for not having money/good credit/etc. That can happen to anyone and is morally neutral. HOWEVER, what I’m continued to be floored by is her inability to look at the big picture and realize that sitting at home on YT simply doesn’t seem to be financially viable anymore (in my opinion from what she’s said). She seems unable or unwilling put the cap on the pen, pull up her adult pants, and get a job that will actually pay her bills and make sure her family is secure. When is enough actually enough?!

u/neverNotneededmath — 3 months ago

CC Suarez is all about victim advocacy at CrimeCon, you guys. It’s her job. She’s a professional™️

Yikes on bikes at CrimeCon 2026

u/neverNotneededmath — 3 months ago