Monthly Shlong Swap: October 2026 🦇👻👿
Welcome to the OCTOBER edition of our Monthly Shlong Swap Review Exchange! Sorry no poster this time 🙁
In this exchange, we offer up our short-long fics and swap with other writers for a minimum of 10k words.
DEADLINES – all are 11:59 PM EDT (UTC-4):
To enter: October 7th
To finalize swaps: October 10th
To complete swaps: October 24th
Here’s a time zone converter
THE RULES:
- Offer up a long fic, or a specific arc of a long fic, which is at least 10k words. Works must be posted at the time of the swap. In your entry, include: title and link, fandom, rating, summary, any content warnings (spoiler triggering and NSFW content), and the word count being offered (specifying whether this refers to the whole fic, a set number of chapters, or an arc).
- Look through the thread to find stories to swap for. Swaps can be for chapter count, word count, or a combination of both, provided it’s explicitly agreed between both parties upfront. You may turn down a proposed swap for any reason, you don't need to explain why.
- Record your swaps clearly, including the Reddit username of your swap partner (without the “u/”) and a counter for the number of chapters you have agreed to review. Mark swaps once they are complete, as below:
>Swap 1: Reddit Username – 0/2
Swap 2: Reddit Username – 3/5
Swap 3: Reddit Username – 10/10 – completed
Participants may not have more than three (3) incomplete swaps at any time.
If you are unable to find a swap partner by the deadline, you have no review obligations. However, please do not delete your entry, as the mod team will need to take note of this.
IMPORTANTAll the usual subreddit rules apply. As per Rule 8, all reviews must be genuine, thoughtful, and detailed, with a minimum of 50 words about the fic itself per chapter, demonstrating you’ve actually read the agreed portion of the fic.
Concrit (constructive criticism) and mentioning that you are “fandom blind” or “from Reddit” are opt-in only. Don’t include any of these in your reviews unless the author has explicitly said they are welcome.
If you want guidance on giving reviews, check out our Review Guidelines and Resources.
As always, if you have any concerns or questions about the exchange or the reviews you received, please contact us through modmail.
Happy Shlonging! 🥳