
Step right up and meet the Amazing Maestro Mime Jr.
Get as close as you can! Seeing is believing after all, but you might not believe your eyes when you see what I have to show you. I’ve explored the wonders of mystery dungeons all over the world and discovered secrets so secret, I was kicked out of bazaars for how insanely secret they were.
Yes it’s true that not every Pokemon can handle what I have in store (Steel types be advised this may not be suitable for your chalybeate children). In fact, this was so well hidden in the dungeon of Mt. Steel that not even the greatest Rescue Teams of the continent could uncover this rarity. I’m willing to allow a peak for a small fee, a mere 500 Poké. This is a limited time offer, but if you come with a partner I’ll halve the price of the second for only 750! That’s generous for this crown jewel of a treasure.
Of course, I find many amazing things across my marvelous journeys, so don’t feel bad if you don’t get a chance this time. Our paths will cross again in this life, and beyond!