u/nortedyuffie

An excerpt from and link to my new book, the Raven and His Writing Desk
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An excerpt from and link to my new book, the Raven and His Writing Desk

“I despise the Spires, spies and spiers, the whole lot. I’d have their trunks truncated, I’d have the whole wood burnt down, and I’d have my men take axes to the ashes!” This succinctity was the extent and breadth of the Spade King’s policy regarding treants. It had been like this since anyone could remember, even the eldest within the province - though there has always been much contention as to whether the elderly could really remember things more clearly solely for being present at the time. “‘Tis best if we met with the Spade King before the Half-Wind,” Deku stated plainly. Aberdeen’s perplexed expression did nothing as he was now walking behind the treant at some distance, unable to keep pace without himself walking briskly. Because of this he was only able to let out his own brief utterance, though it was really all that was necessary: “What?” “Heavens, sap! Where are you from?” Deku’s own terseness had little to do with fatigue at all, as he was beginning to realise he had made the right choice in taking this enigmatic boy to someone who might be less perturbed by all the bother. “Half-Wind,” he went on, “Is the common nomenclature for the North-by-Northeast star, o’course! At this rate I’d not be surprised in the slightest if you said you didn’t know ‘tis the second star to come out at night, and that the courteous thing is to consider it as a curfew!” “I didn’t know any of that, Mr. Deku.” “I’m not surprised, even slightly, Aberdeen.”

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https://www.amazon.com/Raven-Writing-Desk-Stardeck-Book-ebook/dp/B0H2FTJ5M1

u/nortedyuffie — 17 hours ago
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To that one guy who seemed really pressed that it wasn't available digitally and also for free.

Here you go bud

u/nortedyuffie — 1 day ago

New author ahh post

Don't mind me, I hope you all are doing well. The path to success is lined with many individual "this is good enough"s. Don't hold yourself back, just write the book.

u/nortedyuffie — 10 days ago

I wrote a book - The Raven & His Writing Desk - based on Wonderland

"A raven and a writing desk have an interesting relationship indeed. For starters, ravens don't know how to write. Neither do writing desks, despite their name." - overheard in the Spade King's Court, as said by the Knave to whomever would listen. You can purchase the book on Amazon if you'd like, I believe it to be available internationally but if someone can correct me please do.

u/nortedyuffie — 11 days ago