Newbie's Thoughts
Warning: this is a very long winded post so I apologise in advance, and thank you to anyone who actually tries to get through it.
I've finally started Miami from season 4 after seeing so many positive recommendations for it, and I'm absolutely enthralled. I'm currently on season 5 episode 16 and thought I'd give my thoughts (that nobody wants or asked for 😂) on it so far. Just a heads up, I've tried to avoid any spoilers online as best I can (I know that's a bit silly but I love getting all the 😱 moments fresh haha). My opinion is likely to change as I progress through the seasons so don't hate me if anyone has turned into a demon after this episode and I've said nice things about them 😅
Sooo...
- Alexia:
One of my absolute favourite parts of the whole show is seeing her with Frankie. She's a wonderful Mama, he's a beautiful boy, and I love watching them navigate life for the best possible outcome for him to succeed with independence. Peter... In my unprofessional opinion, there's something not quite right with him? I feel like his energy is off and he could end up doing something awful. Alexia as a friend, I couldn't cope with because she's so fiery but obviously some people love her very much as a friend.
-Julia:
So I've been quite biased towards her because I grew up on a farm and would absolutely love to be surrounded with animals all day long. Plus I have a Belgian Malinois. Another unprofessional opinion, hers is absolutely not a service dog and I would not have put my girl in the same situations she has on camera. My girl is my spirit animal but I know she has her limits and needs to feel safe and routined.
Julia seems a bit flighty and flakey but doesn't seem like a terrible person, just has nurturing energy that needs to be released.
-Larsa:
She spooks me a bit; she's kind of like a fembot that is trying to mould herself into the "perfect woman" but she has a nasty side to her that could end up really damaging people's reputations. I'm not a fan. Or an OnlyFan (bit of mum humour for ya 🤣).
-Nicole:
I love her! Intelligent, beautiful, funny and kind, she's an awesome housewife. Obviously she has her issues but it's a great thing that she's open about her family dynamics. I feel for her with her Dad, and don't like the other women telling her to suck it up just because it's her dad etc. Just because they're your parent, doesn't give them the right to treat you terrible (I have a mum with bipolar and it's hard when people feel the need or right to give their opinions about how you should feel). I really hope she stays for more seasons.
-Guerdy:
Tied for my favourite with Nicole. I want to be her when I grow up (I'm very likely older than her haha). She is beautiful, smart, and has impeccable taste with her party planning. She makes me want to strive for more and set goals for myself career wise. I've lost a brother also; it's an awful, devastating pain so I can't even imagine if I'd lost my niece at the same time. She's a very cool lady and I enjoy watching her work. Hopefully she sticks around.
-Lisa:
I feel so sad for her, you can see her heart breaking and the way Lenny speaks to her is disgusting. He's a disrespectful, nasty piece of shit and I hope karma gets him good. She seems like a good mum and really wants reciprocal love. I'm glad she's backed off the fillers this season.
-Adrianna:
Strange. I could not be friends with her and roll my eyes with all her woe is me shenanigans. What she said comparing her foot to Frankie was revolting.
-Marysol:
Eh. Her cockie talk is a bit tired now, and it's a bit cringey to see her pissed most of the time (drunk not mad, I'm a kiwi lol). I think she's necessary for the show but I'm glad she's a friend of. You can see she really loves Alexia.
-Kiki:
She's beautiful, but just sort of there every now and then. No real opinion on her yet.
Hopefully I haven't forgotten anyone!