u/nyancatec

Hello everybody, my name is Portuguese.

This post is exception from the rule no. 1. This is due to this comment and upvotes on it asking for place to share your DRs. I personally couldn't care less and if it makes you happy, so be it.

So... Share where you want to shift to. Unlike main sub's automod who cleans it every 2 weeks, this post will be here for how long other mods don't mind it. If your DR is seriously fucked up, maybe broaden it up to few words - we don't want to pay a price of getting banned for your fantasies.

Also since I am far away from PC and can't mod on phone (so can't mark you as a shitter on my end), anyone who writes under this posts will get approved and will bypass possible harassment filter in comments or satire. Of course approval will be taken away from you if you behave like an asshole later in the future.

Happy daydreaming about your DR instead of actually shifting to it... I need to get out of here.

Discord is here (added simply so people don't lose link again, unrelated to the post): https://discord.gg/DKhs2KuGVZ

Apologies for ironically not posting a meme but we seriously need to get one thing straight: WE ARE CIRCLEJERKERS.

Our default state here is shitpost, taking stuff not seriously and having a good time. With that said there's definitely a place for some serious talk, but it's not the default of the sub.

Chances are you haven't seen the posts that break the rules, which means mods are doing their job. Wish we didn't have to do it either :/

We're willing to give nuance since that's what's missing in most of shifting subs. But some posts are actually just breaking rules. Come on, we have 4 of them and 3 of them are common sense! You're telling me that you get to circlejerk subreddit and try to get actual discussion going on because "you shifted but then woke up?"

If you didn't get content deleted that means you're a good ~~boy~~ ~~girl~~ ~~being~~ awareness and you should keep up the behaviour! Now go back to daydreaming about your love life and have a good shit.

Edit: To the person who reported it as spam... You... You do realize we see the reports, right?

Where you shifting to (Circlejerk Edition)

Same mf wonder why antis call us delusional btw. Also 95-99% is subconscious? Source for this shit other than "I made it the fuck up"?

How is there "Ultimate key to shifting" post every month upvoted to hell (heaven?) and all of them are Assumeslop? You could literally give us cheat codes and get us in eternal debt, and you decide to be vagueposter.

Why LoAndroids assume climate change is real? Are they stupid? So much harm we could avoid that way...

A wy jak dajecie rade z upałem?

I am SO fucked.

I'm defo not the only one who believed they'd shift the fuck away on their first attempt.

Dip your toes into anything about non-reality and suddenly those random things you remember start making "sense".

Even if I do remember to try something work makes me too tired to attempt it. This reality IS made to be a prison isn't it?

What a time to be alive, am I right lads?

I'm not saying LoA doesn't work. I'm saying that all LoAndroids who preach about it never can precise what they've got out of it.

I am definitely not the only one who had a random thought like that. And you can't even ask people because it might've been always like that for them.

Can't believe I'm writing these, but PLEASE remember this is a meme subreddit. Don't try to be 200% serious about shitting

Stopped caring for main subs. I either get tips here or die with my fellow jerkers.

Subconscious and all that but better safe than sorry people - if you want to crack, do it with brains. Script lack of STDs.

At some point mantras get on your psyche in the wrong way...

"Lie steadily" I can't with such banger in my ears!

We may have different views but we all share the same opinion.

I really wouldn't mind "Skip to Night" button... Or "Shift wherever you want" button.

"Sleeping method" too bad I do something requiring me to be awake! "Awake method" too bad I do something that takes a lot of concentration!