u/nyatsimbamutotesi — reddlx

NEED HELP GASLIGHTING AN EX

accidentally made TLTRD but please bare with me

The Plan is simple . i need someone to randomly bump into ex and they start a conversation that goes something like this

"Hi Ms, I'm sorry to disturb you, but do you by any chance believe in God or spiritual things?"

She agrees, and you continue:

"I'm actually just passing through on my way from [wherever] to [wherever]. I'm rarely in this area, and honestly, I had no idea why I even ended up here today. But I've just realized —God wanted to use me as a vessel to tell you something."

She's intrigued now, leaning in.

"I see a relationship in your life that is strained. I'm not entirely sure if this is a brother or a father figure... do you by any chance know someone whose name starts with an N? A Nathan? A Nelson? A Noel?"

She shakes her head. You pause, then speak with quiet confidence:

"Wait there's a Nigel(Her Fathers name). I feel a Nigel around you strongly, but... no, that's not quite it either. The name I'm getting is and forgive me, I've never heard this name before in my life Nyatsimba."

She freezes.

"This person," you continue, "you cut them off. But they were never meant to leave your life they were placed there on purpose. The blessings that are coming their way and they are coming were designed to be shared nemi muri 2 . There are things God has prepared that are meant for the two of you together. . Reach out. Make it right. "

or you could end it with by saying something like if you don't he is dying . and you get a call and walk out never to be seen again

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u/nyatsimbamutotesi — 5 days ago

▲ 52 r/Zimbabwe

So recently I was faced with a conundrum , after a hard day's work as a single man i found myself with an extra $5 in my pocket ,so I decided to grab an iced coffee before I go home and to my surprise they served it in the container above with a straw , as a masculine man I tried my best to ask them if they could put my iced Vietnamese caramel coffee in a beer mug ,but they refused saying putting the long girthy straw in my mouth and sucking on it till the cup is dry was part of the experience.

I unfortunately obliged and now not to sure if I can still be saved and can be straight again or I should go see the prophet and get more info on how I should start living as newly gay man.

On a side note the coffee its self was Amazing and if i am to rank coffee's I have tasted in Zim The order would be as follows

PLATO got what they call the Dirty Carribean ,it was a good blend of coconut, chocolate and espresso.. flavors were so good felt dirty for cheering on my diet with this one

2.Wild Bloom got the iced Vietnamese coffee.. have no idea what was in it but if this is what the girls in Vietnam taste like ... I am marrying them

7 Rings ..firstly their are Dnuts are great but how ever i dont even remember which coffee I got there but man it tasted so bad had to go back to the manager and ask her to piss in my mouth directly cause why waste containerz if you guys are just selling piss ,

Unfortunately havent tried enough coffee spots for them to get up to 5 .. so kindly recommend any other.

u/nyatsimbamutotesi — 17 days ago

▲ 53 r/Zimbabwe

Someone sent me $10 for a assisting them with something .... haaa ndambofadaya ndikatenga Nandos .. zvekuti I am in debt izvo tatombo zviisa paside .

On a side note the Nandos Fries tasted like shit, If im to do a ranking of all the loaded fries i have tasted in zim so far (made by fast food restaurants) it would go like this .

CHICKEN HUT (the sauce and the chicken and the fries are all exceptional)

2.KFC (The fries stand out on their on .. and the sauce with the jalapeños is good too, the only reason they are number 2 is cause their potion size is small and they don't put meat in them )

CHICKEN INN ( used to love these till my friend said their cheese sauce tastes like seasoning yemanoodles now I cant untaste that, but overally they are good particularly wambo mwira mwira )

4.Subs n Mo ( tried them the fries went as crisp and they didnt taste nice ,the sauce and the meat didnt blend well it just tasted like all the ingredients were divorced. )

5.Nandos (they deserve it ... they probably cost the most and taste the worst .. why are they even putting an onion in these, it feels so random ..and the portion size as well small nxaa, only big things in this good boys mouth )

u/nyatsimbamutotesi — 26 days ago