As usual, expect no prize other than the rare token of approval that substitutes for the praise of our limerick addled peers.
Submissions should be complete limericks only. No NSFW limericks in this thread please.
As usual, expect no prize other than the rare token of approval that substitutes for the praise of our limerick addled peers.
Submissions should be complete limericks only. No NSFW limericks in this thread please.
As usual, expect no prize other than the rare token of approval that substitutes for the praise of our limerick addled peers.
Submissions should be complete limericks only. No NSFW limericks in this thread please.
As usual, expect no prize other than the rare token of approval that substitutes for the praise of our limerick addled peers.
Submissions should be complete limericks only. No NSFW limericks in this thread please.
As usual, expect no prize other than the rare token of approval that substitutes for the praise of our limerick addled peers.
Submissions should be complete limericks only. No NSFW limericks in this thread please.
No doubt your latest limerick celebrating the ukulele will again be received with uncritical applause by your devoted fellow bards, who seem convinced that every five-line trifle composed issues not from the commonplace mechanics of rhyme, meter, and revision, but from some transcendent wellspring where, in your imagination at least, novelty and genius have become indistinguishable.
Submissions must be complete limericks only. No NSFW comments on this thread please.
As usual, you may expect the uncritical applause of your devoted fellow redditors who greet each new limerick you contrive as though it had descended not from the ordinary labors of craft, revision, and familiar melody, but from some ineffably creative source where self-indulgence and genius are thought, by you at least, to be one and the same.
Submissions must be complete limericks only. No NSFW comments on this thread please.
As usual, you may expect the uncritical applause of spat sport fans, who greet each fresh tiff you contrive as though it had descended not from the ordinary failings of temper and vanity, but from some Olympian source where captiousness and genius are thought, by you at least, to be one and the same.
Submissions must be complete limericks only. No NSFW comments on this thread please.
As usual, you may expect the uncritical adoration of your cheese-besotted devotees, who receive each wedge you present as though it had emerged not from the commonplace labors of milk, bacteria, and time, but from some pastoral apotheosis where curd and perfection are presumed, by you at least, to be indistinguishable.
Submissions must be complete limericks only. No NSFW comments on this thread please.
As usual, you may expect the effortless veneration of your hubris-intoxicated admirers, who receive each pronouncement that escapes your lips as though it had descended not from the ordinary overconfidence of a man long insulated from contradiction, but from some Olympian summit where certainty and wisdom are presumed, by you at least, to be one and the same.
Submissions must be complete limericks only. No NSFW comments on this thread please.
As usual, you may expect the easy, unexamined admiration of your borborygmus-besotted peers, who greet every abdominal rumble you produce as though it had issued not from the commonplace fermentations of a Saturday's luncheon but from the very depths of visceral necessity itself.
Submissions must be complete limericks only. No NSFW comments on this thread please.
As usual, you may expect the easy, unexamined acclaim of your limerick-loving peers who praise whatever curious contrivance of verse you set before them as though it had arrived not from a Saturday's amusement but from the very depths of poetic necessity.
Submissions must be complete limericks only. No NSFW comments on this thread please.
How to know if your limerick is good
I'll try to explain without being rude
if no upvotes you get
you'll begin to suspect
that doing better you should
As usual, expect nothing but the effortless and reckless praise of your limerick loving peers.
Submissions must be complete limericks only. No NSFW comments on this thread please.
As usual, expect nothing but the early and notable praise of your limerick loving peers.
Submissions must be complete limericks only. No NSFW comments on this thread please.
Do not chase the quick kangaroo of attention, bounding past in spectacle and dust, dazzling for a moment before disappearing beyond the horizon. Seek instead the kangaroo of admiration that approaches slowly, like a great old roo emerging from the tall grass at dusk. Applause is easy and quickly forgotten, but true regard, like earning the trust of a wild kangaroo, comes only through patience, steadiness, and quiet respect. And when it comes, it does not vanish—it remains beside you: watchful, enduring, and strong.
Do not chase the quick wallaby of attention, bounding past in a blur, delightful for a moment, then vanished into the scrub before the dust settles. Seek instead the wallaby of admiration that reveals itself slowly, hop by hop, like a shy creature choosing at last to emerge from the tall grass. Hunger not for applause tossed like pellets at a petting zoo—easy, plentiful, meaningless. Because true regard, like earning the trust of a wild Wallaby, must be approached patiently, quietly, and without grasping hands. And when it comes, it will not flash and disappear, but remain beside you: gentle, watchful, and enduring.
Submissions should be complete limericks only. No NSFW limericks.
Do not chase the quick consommé of commendation, clear in an instant, impressive for a moment, then forgotten before the bowl cools. Seek instead the broth of admiration that reveals itself slowly, spoon by spoon, like a secret earned rather than given. Hunger not for applause tossed like croutons—light, plentiful, meaningless. Because praise, like a proper bisque, must be strained, tested, doubted, and tasted again before it is served. And when it comes it will be savoury, deep and lingering.
Submissions should be complete limericks only. No NSFW limericks.
The Wednesday quiz went missing,
>!A Wednesday “wotsit” gone hissing,!<
>!No questions in sight,!<
>!Just a puzzling plight,!<
>!And redditors left guessing and dissing.!<