r/limericks

A curious Arachnid, knocked flat on his back,

Did ruefully pipe up and say,

"It's just as I've heard,

You can sample the curd,

But stay the hell out of the whey"

…now what about her? Let’s hear your ideas (and as those are mostly straight out of the gutter I already marked it NSFW…)

As usual, expect no prize other than the rare token of approval that substitutes for the praise of our limerick addled peers.

Submissions should be complete limericks only. No NSFW limericks in this thread please.

Before the pun contest had ended,

A lass made a plan that was splendid

She'd enter - times ten

To make sure one would win

But alas, no pun in ten did.

As usual, expect no prize other than the rare token of approval that substitutes for the praise of our limerick addled peers.

Submissions should be complete limericks only. No NSFW limericks in this thread please.