As usual, expect nothing but the early and notable praise of your limerick loving peers.
Submissions must be complete limericks only. No NSFW comments on this thread please.
A Martian who landed in Crete,
Had plans for the humans he'd meet.
But once he encountered a toaster,
He just couldn't help but look closer,
And forgot which world leader to unseat.
Do not chase the quick kangaroo of attention, bounding past in spectacle and dust, dazzling for a moment before disappearing beyond the horizon. Seek instead the kangaroo of admiration that approaches slowly, like a great old roo emerging from the tall grass at dusk. Applause is easy and quickly forgotten, but true regard, like earning the trust of a wild kangaroo, comes only through patience, steadiness, and quiet respect. And when it comes, it does not vanish—it remains beside you: watchful, enduring, and strong.
Go to a random name generator site and grab a random name.
Write a limerick based on that name and/or its meaning.
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Profit!
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Anara
Anara was from Kazakhstan,
Where she married a pomegranate man.
But the night of her wedding
Was one she'd been dreading,
For she had to pull each seed out by hand!
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Sawsan
Sawsan was a beautiful flower,
Who grew prettier still by the hour.
Her husband was jealous
Of some of her fellas,
But Sawsan was a faithful dower.