r/limericks

There once was a farmer from Tulsa
Who was very fond of his salsa
With chilis so strong
It did not take long
For him to succumb to an ulcer.

As usual, expect no prize other than the rare token of approval that substitutes for the praise of our limerick addled peers.

Submissions should be complete limericks only. No NSFW limericks in this thread please.

I dropped a small sweet from my plate,

but snatched it before 'twas too late.

"Five seconds!" I said,

then munched without dread,

as I counted its legs - there were eight!

While watching the minutes climb
I find it quite sublime
that moving through space
needs legs to pace
but not so at all with time.