u/observat-healer

When I tell guys that I wont do 50-50 with my husband and that I want a maid, a cook and a babysitter after we have kids, they act like they’re gonna be my husband. They start saying things like im expecting too much and that it’s unrealistic.

Okay darling, it may be unrealistic for u and thats Excatly why you’re not gonna be the husband. And obviously I will only have kids after I can provide all these things myself. Because at the end of the day a man is a man. And I’ll always have my safety net to fall back on.

I was at his place and I was rage baiting him ani bro slapped me. Not that hard just like pyatta but mero para tatyo coz who tf does he think he is to touch me like that.

Mero dimag ma tyo domestic violence campaigns haru play huna thalyo k. Like this is how it starts and all wala. So then I slapped him with all my might. He was not expecting that at all. He was shocked loll what did he think k? That I would just sit there and take it? Or cry or smth? Idk but he didn’t think I would slap him.

And the fucker had the audacity to say but I did not slap u that hard. Do I care? No bitch.

Anyways he never slapped me or touched me aggressively after that.

Day before yesterday me and my friend were at a rooftop in patan and it’s a chill place to smoke. We were already done smoking and we just ordered food we’re relaxing and talking and suddenly the waiter comes runninggg up and says banda garnu banda garnu.

Me and my friend thought we were done for aba police le raid hanyo bhanera. It was so tense the atsmosphere everyone was shuffling around but hami ta kei thiyena.

Then bistarei government workers come up and aramle go to the upper deck majjale looking around.
Then the waiter said yni haru ta 10 mins mei janxa. And they did leave in 10 mins jati.

But yeah the waiter apologised but everyone understood. Teti ta garnei paryo ni. But yeah crazyy thiyo ekchin lai it was like slow motion ma bhako movie scene.

1st- I liked him because he liked me. Never had someone be so obsessed with me. Overall 8/10 altho I think he was talking to the whole reddit female population.

2nd- Met him once and never again coz he smelled bad. 0/10

3rd- We are still friends and he’s very chill and helpful. I’m glad I made a good friend out of reddit. 9/10

I alr know this is toxic or red flag or whatever but I fell in love and now if it don’t work out then I have to do a repeat of history until I fall in love again.

Last time I fell in love and it didn’t work out I was a menace for like a year then I met this guy and fell in love with him but he keeps fucking up. Herum na if he can get it together and we can make it work. If not then chei I have to go back to my player ways

I love sexting but idk about the guy im dating rn. How do i say it to him? And what if he’s not into it?

I like walking in general esei but especially when I have a cute fit on, then walking is mandatory

I am wifey material but not in the nepali society way yk. No I don’t wanna live with your parents, no I don’t want to cook everyday actually I don’t want to cook most days, I am not touching the dishes, I do not care to be fake nice to people I don’t like even if they are family. I don’t wanna be with the kids everyday, I need a lot of alone time and social time.

But I will support you in whatever way u need support, we can learn and grow together and enjoy life. We can start a family but I expect help not just from my partner but hired help too because we both gonna have our own life and just because kids are in the picture doesn’t mean we put a stop to that.

Ofcourse I’ll only know what kind of a wife I will be after I get married but my husband will be one lucky guy.