Getting so bored learning Vietnamese, where are the swear slang phrases?

Please teach me how to say my favourite Cantonese swears so I can start using them with my VN friends and teach them. I feel like the Cantonese have the most amazing swears and only one of them has made it into Vietnam. Which is so strange because so many other words sound so similar.

Top swears in Cantonese:

  1. Motherfucker - ok we all know it.
    2.DLLMCH - f your mothers smelly pussy (the detail is essential to the swear)
    3.Death to your entire family
    4.Go collapse into the street and die
  2. Poke your lung (as in fuck your throat until I poke your lung with my dick)
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u/oil_burner2 — 18 hours ago

Who actually has a Widescape?

Ok first off if you think they’re dumb, I get it. It’s not for everyone.

That being said, I live in the prairies and it’s honestly 7 hours of driving for me to go sledding. It sucks but I still go and burn $500 a weekend in gas and hotel to go riding as often as I can.

So I get that this thing is a bit of a joke and you can’t do any kind of serious riding. At the same time my property backs onto a huge green belt for a freeway, undeveloped land, power lines, etc. I could hop on this thing on a weekday and go ride a couple hours easily in 1-2 feet of untouched snow just ditch banging right outside my fence.

Rather than sitting in my garage watching sledding videos and waiting for the weekend. What do you guys think? Dealer is selling crated units for 5k CAD which is like 3500usd.

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u/oil_burner2 — 10 days ago

Did you get a choice between S-ICD and EV-ICD?

Hi, I am 38M just diagnosed 1 year ago with severe dilated cardiomyopathy. My EF improved from 15% to 30% with medication but the doctor said there is a lot of scarring. He is pushing the EV-ICD specifically the Medtronic Aurora. I am a little worried because he admitted he has not done this procedure before and being that it goes into the chest cavity, has some risk that the S-ICD does not have.

I am considering asking to have the S-ICD instead. I am 160lb 5'9 slim build around the chest. I am very active and play a lot of sports including Dirtbiking and snowmobiling in the winter. I guess I'm looking for feedback on both since I'm thinking the EV-ICD would be a better fit for my lifestyle but hesitating on the surgeons lack of experience. I read the studies and the majority of issues came from installing the leads incorrectly.

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u/oil_burner2 — 1 month ago