u/osh-kosh-ganache

This can be used to ram enemies as well as electrocute them. I had to wear a lightning helm to get the machine to work properly, but the results have been worth the trouble!

I started this build by stake-nudging two giant's boomerangs (with gibdo wings fused) at a 90 degree angle to each other and then spreading them apart far enough to reach both sides of one shrine motor.

The central wing object is shrunken and it is also infinite in this form. The fan at the front is enlarged for both the look and for the extra thrust. I like to add a big battery or use infinite battery glitches in order to make the screen look cleaner.

I was seriously considering calling it "THE BALLOOOooo..." (It moves away too fast to hear the end of the word) but "Rocketless Rocket" describes it's function better I think.

I experimented with a variety of objects, configurations, and different degrees of shrunkedness to arrive at this QR code, my fastest rising build ever!

I predict that the speed might be improved but only by adding battery powered devices and only incrementally faster, so I am happy with this as a final result.

The exact size of the wing has a big impact on the performance of this glitch, but I found that shrinking the wing any smaller than this would cause it to break off when trying to mount it.

One last minute improvement for this model: if you let it lay on flat ground, then it can be lit even when it is raining, because the hitbox of the wood pile hides directly underneath the thin support of the balloon. It will still get wet on slopes if it is tilted slightly, but you can create flat ground anywhere with a hover stone, or with a staked flat object.

This is my version of the house from the movie, "Up".

The wood pile in the balloons causes a slower descent when the machine is turned off, so you are safe to turn it on and off in midair.

This works in any weather, but try to avoid getting any of the house itself near any kind of flames...

My fastest flying boat! You can save some zonaite if you bring 1 control stick, 1 spring, 1 stake, and 1 wagon wheel. I demonstrate how I set up my bright blooms in the second segment; detach stake after you auto build, then apply lights, then re-attach the stake on the snap point on the nose of the wing device.

This uses 4 Yiga rafts, 2 stolen gates, a stolen pendulum and a stolen bell from Hyrule Castle. The front gates can be seen through, so I placed Link in a u-block to keep him hidden. The homing cart draws the enemies into range.

The bell takes a little practice, but if you begin swinging the next way before the first swing has finished moving, it can gain a lot of momentum.

This build is to remind us all that sometimes the most fun is not from the fastest, or the strongest, or the most optimized builds, but from the ones that can make us smile.

The exploit I discovered does not go as fast with this full-sized wing, but at least this version can be assembled with just 4 vanilla devices, making it possibly viable for speedrunning purposes or early-game shenanigans.

This motorcycle uses a low center of gravity to keep upright, with the center of mass near the back so that it can climb better. You can bring the control stick, the mirror, the small wheel, and the light, but then you need to spend 18 zonaite to build the rest, 1 enlarged elevator rail, 2 enlarged big wheels, 1 depot u-block, and 2 different clipping objects that fall underground.

Note that if you are turning right you can turn very fast, but turning left is a much slower turn speed. With practice you can turn right enough to spin in place.

This vehicle can 1-shot any enemy that you can knock over, but it doesn't work on bosses. Turning the wheel to the right just before impact can increase the spin speed for more reliable one-shot kills.

Please enjoy, this one is fun to ride!

This is the third version of Jeff. I love Jeff.

This build uses 20 parts so there is room to attach one more object. I attached a big battery in this video footage just to get rid of the battery gauge from the screen.

This build uses a shrunken Juny cart for propulsion and 2 infinite wings. It also includes a stolen elevator.

The spring activates the Juny cart engine, so Jeff will keep going unless you toggle off the spring by mounting the stick again. This on-off toggle can be done mid-flight too.

The wings are extracted shrine seesaws, so they can pass through terrain, making this build durable enough to perform dive-bomb attacks. This is the most durable Jeff ever!

If you like using original parts to save the cost of zonaite, then you will need to gather 2 hooks found outside the first shrine, 2 shrine motors, 2 mine carts, 1 flame emitter, 2 big wheels, 1 yiga spike strip, 2 Gerudo capstan handles, 1 spring, and 1 steering stick.