u/paladisious

Just like the title says. You get $2 million a year, but you have to drive 10 MPH under the speed limit and at traffic lights you can’t proceed unless a car behind you honks.

Rules:

1. You have to live in suburban/rural area
2. You can’t have others drive you
3. You can’t have your food/groceries/home stuff delivered
4. If nobody is behind you at a light, looks like you will be waiting a while for someone to come honk
5. You can’t explain to people what you are doing (including police when you inevitably get pulled over)
6. Everything is recorded and gps tracked, so even 1mph you reset to $0. (Speed is tracked by what the dashboard speedometer says).
7. For every person that honks at you while driving you get an extra $10,000, if someone illegally passes you, you get an extra $50,000 (you can’t wave them around). Money and bonuses are paid out after a successful 365 days instantly/tax free.