u/palonewabone

During a quarterly inspection this morning I discovered this espresso machine for ants. It appears that the ants are stealing beans from the staff for their coffee. I had to come back for this image as the queue this morning was around the shelf. I believe this also explains the deaths of my Myrmecophaga tridactyla aka anteaters. Currently the head gardener is moving the espresso machine to the edge of the estate bordering my cousin's estate, which I have covered for decades. The gardener will toss a small bag of high grade beans to lure the ants closer to my cousin's mansion and eventually infest the property, causing my cousin to flee country.

My "Grouphead"* butler recently got into micro dosing. Now the entire staff is lethargic during the morning hours but generally less combative. How concerned should I be?

*His preferred pronoun.