
My remote came in today! And here is my girl math that proves it’s basically free:
Happy dance here! I hesitated for a few months before I decided to just go for it and order the remote. I know girl math doesn’t officially math but I wanted to feel better about spending money. So here’s how I justified my purchase:
I’m currently at 458 hours of reading for 2026, with about 4 months left in the year. My current pace puts me at roughly 724 reading hours by December 31. 724 hours ÷ 365 days = 1,98 hours per day.
Now, the important part… I bought the €29 Kobo Remote so I can turn pages without taking my hand out from under the blanket when it’s cold.
Girl math says:
€29 ÷ 724 hours = €0.04 per reading hour in a full year. And the remote reaches my personal definition of “basically free” — €0.10 per reading hour — after only 290 hours of reading. At my current pace of 1,98 hours per day that would add up to roughly 5 months.
Conclusion: by the end of January 2027, with my normal reading habits, the remote is financially irrelevant. Therefore, I am not spending €29. I am investing four cents per hour in blanket-based reading luxury.
The math is sound. I will not be taking questions at this time. 😂