u/pedicure_steve

…she taught Jack how to climb a beanstalk.

…she took her neighbors sports car for a Joyride and had an awful time.

…she won’t do gangbangs on Sundays.

…she dances cheek to cheek. By herself.

…she’s a civil war reenactor as a prostitute for the North.

…when she goes to work it’s Mass Transit. No matter how she gets there.