u/pr0crasturbatin

... and I don't remember how the topic came up, but I found out this friend who is around my age (elder Gen Z, very progressive, well educated lesbian) had never heard of Alex, or IW, or even The Onion. So I get to explaining to her who Alex is, who Dan is, talking about the lawsuit, and I mention him transferring his inventory to his dad's shop to avoid bankruptcy seizure.

As soon as I tell her about the name of the storefront, she immediately has the same exact thought that so many wonks had, and she's delighted to know that she's not the only one who thought of Dr. Jones's big naturals.

I love Baltimore so much