u/prettylittlefairygal

just skimmed the audit from monday. i guess i can’t have any expectations for sympathy from caleb, but he also loves to think he has knowledge of medical issues while being, again, a music school dropout with zero experiences.
It’s Cushing’s disease, dude. The tumor, while not causing the choice of food, means what whatever IS eaten is stored in the body for way longer as the extra cortisol secreted from the adrenal gland is making the body think it’s trying to survive.
Edit: it also causes the calories to go to the fat storage first, instead of the organs. you then overeat because your internal signals are screaming for food for your organs.
“EVERY WOMAN HAS AN EXCUSE WHY IS IT THAT I ACCEPT I’M FAT AND YOU CAN’T” well if they did accept it you’d still get on their ass about not changing it, and you don’t do that shit either. fucking pig.
sorry, whatever. again, the bar is 10ft below the ground and he keeps pulling it lower.

when he hates men he called them a r*tard or a dick or an asshole and when he hates women he calls them a cunt slut whore obese bitch failure of a mother who can’t close her legs.

i mean besides the other obvious reasons.

apologies for the crude language

hi all-
20 mins into this audit, caleb takes all of the wife’s meals and puts them into what i’m assuming is chat gpt to calculate calories.
he then comes back and says “you’re eating 2600 a day when, according to your age and height, you should be eating 1700!”
this is a 38 year old, 5’10 woman who got a hysterectomy six months ago and has birthed five children.
i don’t think she should be eating the caloric intake of a toddler, but i guess caleb is always right so we should always be listening to him.
whatever. i’m not entirely surprised, i don’t think im ever surprised anymore.

white women are crying online about things they shouldn’t be!!!! the privilege!!!
i, however, caleb hammer, have every right to mention instagram and reddit and dating apps on my show every episode! i hate moral masturbators, but im definitely allowed to convince myself that the reason im banned is because people are sensitive :((((

sorry for the anger posting i just can’t listen to him talk about reddit and dating apps anymore

"what rights do women not have?" "what negative things do women experience in society?" "this isn't a patriarchy!" "we don't live in widespread sexism anymore!"

I don't know Caleb, maybe we can consider the fact that female mice/rats weren't regularly used in medication and laboratory testing (due to hormones "getting in the way") until 2014 when they were LEGALLY REQUIRED TO, making it so that medications actually don't work/have different side effects for those with XX chromosomes?

Maybe it's the under diagnosis and misunderstanding of conditions in women because it's presumed that they must either be lying or have to lose weight or it's from anxiety?

Oh, or possibly that surgeons didn't start washing their hands until a single doctor realized that these surgeons were spreading DISEASES from the MORGUE to pregnant women, therefore causing death?

Another thing might be that it was once believed that the CERVIX DIDN'T HAVE NERVE ENDINGS and therefore couldn't feel pain, or that the clitoral nerves were only fully mapped out until MARCH OF 2026.

Along with that, let's maybe consider that black women are at the highest risk of dying during pregnancy due to medical stigma around them not feeling pain (from, you guessed it, racism stemming from slavery), and that they're at the most risk overall in health settings.

In fact, black people in general are under diagnosed because we didn't study things like dermatological conditions (for a single example, there are so many more) on darker skin until black doctors started working in the field.

ALSO, The recision of DEI genuinely affects how people are hired - nobody was hiring based off of skin color rather than merit when DEI was in effect. I know, Caleb, that it may be hard for you to understand that people of color/women (white or black)/LGBTQ folks are actually just as qualified, if not more, for these jobs, but employers are naturally biased towards white cis men because of, I don't know, racism and sexism and the patriarchy.

He complained about "having to hire more women, who aren't qualified, to avoid being judged". I think he's lying and I don't understand why Lindsay would hear that and be okay with it (money realistically).

I live in Austin, I think I even live near his office. I would school this motherfucker and humiliate him. Right wing debate lords stand no chance against an educated student. However, my life isn't controversial enough, I don't want to be in the same room as him, and I think it's safe to assume if he feels humiliated by a conversation he just won't post it.

EDIT: All this to say that just because he hasn't experienced it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. He lives a privileged life.

“i used to be so supportive of government benefits until recently because of my guests!!!” “i used to believe victims of rape and abuse until my guests proved nobody could be trusted!!!” “i’m so centrist but everybody on here is turning me into a pessimist!!!”
well, caleb, maybe your producers are shoving the SMALL MINUTIAE of people misusing (to put it extremely, honestly believe that everyone deserves help and a comfortable life regardless) government benefits in your face.
maybe your history of being rightfully accused of assault and abuse is eating away at your brain and causing you to turn against people who have been affected by people like you.
also, he claims to pay “so much in taxes” to benefit “these people” - if these guests live in texas, there are no state taxes regardless. federal taxes, sure, but from a person who lives in Texas, we have zero state taxes and our government sucks at giving benefits anyway.
every day i find something new to confirm my belief in his inability to use logic and reason. if every single guest is an outlier, of course you’re going to think that they’re the majority.

this point is NOT AT ALL talking about victims of rape and assault and abuse “abusing the system”. believe victims. support victims. the percentage of people who lie about being assaulted is negligible, and usually those people are still in serious need of mental health treatment. nobody wants to be raped.