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Seemed like a good day for this, recorded this for 3 of my 4 shows.

Describe an existing track, the more it’s the antithesis of the actual song, the more absurd and funny, the better! 

Here’s a few to get started:

Just for Fun: Bey can be so unserious! Think a countrified Girls Just Wanna Have Fun mixed with Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi. This party dance song is all about Bey celebrating celebrity excess and constant attention, bemoaning how pathetic the rest of us are with our normal lives where we can just go about doing everyday things. Don’t be insulted, since she literally tells us this is all “Just for Fun.”

Texas Hold ‘Em: Inflation has even hit the Carter family, so to save money, instead of the jet this road trip song is about taking the family in her new electric Ferrari on a drive to the family reunion in Galveston from Malibu. Don’t worry, there’s room for Julius on the backseat hump of this 4 door with the sunroof open. Running late though and to make the trip fun, she plays a new travel game once she crosses the Texas border and announces she’s not stopping again, even for pee breaks, until she’s in Galveston, thus the “Texas Hold ‘Em.”

Spaghettii: This one’s for the kids and it’s a family affair with everyone getting a part. A straight cover of the parody campfire song, “On top of Spaghetti” which as always is sung to the tune of “On top of Old Smokey.” Giggle as Sir pronounces it Pasketty! (Remember this was recorded during COVID when he was much younger). Hear Jay one up Bey by not only singing his lines opera style, though not with his deep voice but as a castrato. And you thought only the dreads were gone!

II Hands II Heaven: One of her saddest songs ever, the sequel/companion song to Heaven deals with alcohol addiction as Bey keeps taking shots of whisky (Sir Davis of course), and raises 2 hands to heaven toasting all the loved ones in heaven who have gone before her and possibly soon joining them as her drinking gets completely out of hand. Get out the box of Kleenex for this one folks.