u/quad-ripped-ceps

i autismed oops:

EXPANDED - see above

NOW A GOOGLE SHEET - download and use as you will

NOW A FILLABLE BENGO GAME WITH FRIENDS - use a random number generator to make your own sheet and fill in each episode, or wait tentatively each episode to fill yours in over time and see who gets bengo first out of your sarby friends

i started to fill in per episode (i will not maintain this effort) and did enjoy that the only bengo for the episode on 17 august was slut-shaming beans

i heard sarby found it on stream and that sounds hilarious, i dont watch live bc im in opposite timezones. if anyone can link or summarise his jokes i would be eternally grateful

someones done this before right? i cant be the only autistic guy whos pattern recognition went brrr after working through the back catalogue

what didnt make the list included "explaining that solicitor means lawyer" which just fell into the box of "doesn't happen that much but does happen surprisingly often"

Text in case you want it that way:

"Fucky wucky" "Baby back bitch" "I will die on this hill" That "you brought a child into this world without its consent" thing

"Put me down old yeller style" "Cum souvenir" Hates on a story using initials "Vaheen"

"Snip snip chop chop" SLUT-SHAMES BEANS "Trying to speedrun no contact"

Lets out his shameful finance bro side and recs that one book "Priority numero uno" Stans Cathy and/or his sisters "Castrate immediately"

"Deep throat a glock" Sides with the woman (we love) "Wee woo wee woo" "I genuinely believe that"