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helno fren. Dis KynxKat reportz da webber in da Souffeast Ooukay.

Heablimez

I do a big lookie out for da webber!

Evbem da "not quite as fat pigion (but still pretty fat) " pigeons are out on da son shine.

It a bank holida weekemb means moemwy no do da workies on da moonday! Usally sdis mean bad webber. I fink usally illegal for da sonshine on da bankhoilda weekemb. But dis timez we get heat wave! Dis means lots of son puddles for belly up but floof cattos lime me hab be carful no ober heats.

Keep cools out da frenz.

Dis da offical webber

This Ebening and Tonite:

A biggy dry nite wiff clear spellz to strt, cloudee generaly thickein as da nite progregessses wiff perhaps a few outbrexs of sky waterz developing towards dawn, wiff a low risk of heavy sky boomz. Windee will remain generally light. Minimimum temperachure 14 °C.

Satrday:

Any cloudee an sky waterz should clear durin da morning timez to give a brite, sonny and hot day. Get those bellys ready! . Maximimum temperachure 31 °C.

Outlook for Sonday to chuesday:

Largely briht an sonny throughout an notibelly hotz, a little cooler along da coast wiff an onshore floweewoooblowwies.

Datt wab da webber

What webber like wher eu be?

Make sure u stay coolz if hots and warms if coolz.

Make sure you stay Tune in to da KKMG for all you Mews and webber

Frenz, it outttragye.

After I did da best crimez eskape da watermelonez ob shame, amazon's delibered da onesie ob shame!

I.... do a big embarrass

Look it!

Meowmy did a big betray and got 2 sizes to make sure I no do anber eskape!

Da fisrt was too smol for.my long boi body. Da second is a big big so I do and escapes... but meowmy do a betray and sewed it!

Dis outwageus!

I look ridiculously

FREEEE Stimpy!

Fren it Stimpy!

Today i hab da woesest day Eber! In all da forebers! No catto ever have a woesesy day dan dis.

I do a tell... but it berry harrowing...

Forst I no get my moewning licky treato. Cos meowmy pack me in da carrier and take mw to granpaws hous. (Otay dis jo so bad as i get play date wiff uncal Merlins) but I find out meomwy no go worky! She go home! Home wuff out me! She workie from home but send my to Grandpaws! Dids biggest outraaayge eber.

Den da sky fallz down! Da clooudee drop on da ground wiff big noise i do anober scare

(After da funder yesterforeber my nerves are shoot) I do a big hide. MERLIN come gib my hugging to make all better but......

Den you never guess meowmy pic me up from granpaw early! Why? Why I torn away from Da fun and the chase chase chase and da playplay play?

To take me to Pokie place!

(No butt wholez wab violate but still!) Double outraagye.

I do an inch and hab a bald patch so da gib my stinky medicin to stop but...but... I hab to wear da watermelonez ob Shameb! Until no ichiy no more.

Den (an diz worser bit!) I grt home and brofur KYNX tell me dat my bestesst fren in da whole wide world has gone missing!

Fren Strider do a post in diz! https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/5ugDXSCL6h

Bestest Mate Gus? u/nickye19 Where u go? Where are youz! I no no what ro do wiff out youz! I hab a big sadz!

youz my pal,

my ship mate,

my partner in Crimez!

I lost wiffout youz.......

Izz Kynx Kat reportingz for da KKMG

Heablimez:

Fundor and litneeing berry berry frightning me!

Da big sky booms and den da pretty ligtiees! SMOL IN DA HEAD STIMPY do a hide in da plant frens!

It no do Skay waterz in advance souff easst OouuKay for many forebers!

Todae:

A day of sonny spellz and big heaby blowwy windy sky waterz! Wiff a wrisk ob hailz an funder. Feeling raber cold, wiff temperachures below avage for dis time ob year. Maximimum temperaxhure 15 °C.

Tonite:

Patchi cloudee wiff further showerz for many into the ebnin and overnit. Temperachures fallin to low singal figurz in places but remainz generall frostee free. Minimimum temperachure 3 °C.

Do u hab sky booms? Is da sky do a fall in you? Let da world no!

I got mine own biffday cake! Meomwy madez it just for me!

Otay I did share with bruffur Kynx Kat but himb not want any!

So all fro me!

Fank u captain smufi and best mate in da world Gus for throwin me da Bestst Pirate Bidfay party! I hab a nip hang over but worth it! https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/Wghbktyvnv

An for all da biffday wishes!

And fren Frank gib me my bery own Log!™️ from Blamo!

I da luckiest long boi.

Dis KynxKat comin to uz wiff ypur weekemb headlimez.

SMOL (IN DA HEAD) Stimpy is one year old tomrrow! Himb still really long boi. Look at himbz leggiez! Meowmy pan for him to hab a cake made form treatos. She no do diz for mii! Must sooo!

Also must soo meowmy for taking picchurs of mi yester-eber when I no hab mine tye on. She say dis noo rule for "nekkid friday" (she do da workie from home now) an dat if i no look so majestic and floffy she no wood hab to do! Dis outwage, dis victin blame! (He's also take nekkie picchures of Uncle Merlinz)

We no hab any sightings of Fat pigeon in a while. Dis berry unusual, if you cee him please do a reportz.

I get lotz brushes at da moment as da mouldy season strat here in da Ooukay. So I leave my flloooffy everywhere as is my rite.

Da local elections happend in da Ooukay Meowmy happy da Nazzi no get in where we lib but she do a sad of how many dumb hooman da are dat vote for dem.

An now da webber for da souff easst OouuKay...

Tooda:

Mostly fine, wiff var..various...diffent amountz ob cloudees an some sonny spellz. Gud for belly up when u can get dem. Eeesterlee windir blowied will gradually strengthem thro da day, leadin to a coolz feel, especial along Ennglish Channol coasts. Maximimum temperachure 21 °C.

Tonite:

Mainly cloudee wiff some coastal sky waterz in the souff. Da norffeeeasterly windee blowies will increase, becom breezy weezy especial along the coast. Feelin cooler. Minimimum temperachure 7 °C.

Sonday:

A cloudee but dry start to Soonday, wiff brightz spellz develop durin da aftermoon but feelin cooler, in fa strengthening windee blowies. Look out for treato cakes and intermiant biffday kisses and hooman singing dum songs at you (dat last bit for Stimpy) Maximimum temperachure 15 °C.

Dis end of reportz.

Let us no if u site Fat pigeon or himb crowknees and what da webber do where u b.

Dat was KynKat for the KKMG

(Meowmy here: I do try and do treato cakes for Kynx but he didn't like or eat any of it cos hes a fussy boi! Oh And my singing isn't dum!)