https://reddit.com/link/1x2xjty/video/r92r6lrt9ruh1/player
WOW... how many more examples could you need? One could easily be a coincidence, twice could be a shrug, but this... this is a pattern of behavior
Hello Snarkers! Welcome to the NFL Week 2 game thread! 🏈 Tonight, the Kansas City Chiefs are looking to make back to back primetime wins as they take on the Indianapolis Colts.
Kansas City opened the regular season with a 31-10 thrashing of the Denver Broncos on Monday night, while Indianapolis dropped a 41-23 decision to the Baltimore Ravens this past Sunday. The Colts, who finished third in the AFC South at 8-9 a year ago, have lost eight consecutive games dating back to last season.
Since tonights game is taking place at home in Arrowhead, it is highly likely Taylor will be in attendence... last week she was spotted being converted to scientology by none other than church giga donor, and Xenu connoisseur, Tom Cruise!
Start time: 8:20pm EST / 7:20pm CST / 5:20pm PST
Where to watch: NBC / Peacock / NFL+
As always ABC... ANYONE BUT THE CHIEFS!
Hello Snarkers! Welcome to the NFL Week 1 game thread! 🏈 The Kansas City Chiefs are opening their season at home this year with a big matchup against longtime rivals the Denver Broncos! Denver topped the AFC West in 2025 and finished as the top seed in the conference by going 14-3. Despite their mighty record, they’ll kick off the new campaign fighting against a regression narrative: The Broncos had 11 one-possession wins last year, tying the 2024 Chiefs and 2022 Vikings -- two clubs that would go on to miss the playoffs the following season -- for the most in NFL history. Their opponents, the Chiefs, will be looking to pick themselves back up after a shocking six-win campaign that marked their first losing season since 2012.
This marks the beginning of the end for our least favorite tight end, Travis Kelce. This is expected to be his last season as a player... as with most fading stars, he is well past the point of diminishing returns and will undoubtedly spend his final season in the NFL chasing his former glory days, and probably doing a nationwide farewell tour with his now Popstar wife, Taylor Swift! (**die of cringe**) So be on the lookout for funny low-lights, and crashout moments on the sidelines! They will hopefully be plentiful this season!
As this marks both the start of the season, and the home opener of the chiefs "revenge season" (imo the start of an inevitable multi-year rebuild), it is highly likely Taylor Swift will make an appearance at tonights game! Be on the lookout 👀
Start time: 8:15pm EST / 7:15pm CST / 5:15pm PST
Where to watch: ESPN / ABC / NFL+
Join us in kicking-off what will likely be Travis Kelce's final NFL season (actually this time... right? RIGHT!?!)! As always ABC... ANYONE BUT THE CHIEFS!
The official trump campaign TikTok recently used Taylor’s song “August” in a video to taunt their political opponents. Of course, Taylor who likes to cosplay as a progressive ally (when it suits her financial interests) hasn’t said NOTHING about this… MAGA Swift is here to stay!
Silence is complicity Taylor! We will never forget this… enjoy sleeping in the bed you made with skidmarks and the rest of the maga asswipes.
“Limited time only!” “While supplies last!” (Until we decide to print more in the overseas sweat shops to milk the stupid swifties for even more money!)
Taylor Swift has always marketed the cardigans as “limited”… then suddenly does a restock after the FOMO has died off for the stupidest of reasons… like a random Folklore anniversary? LOL! Guess things aren’t as “limited” or “exclusive” as they might appear
During Taylor Swift's recent wedding, it came to the attention of countless people that the NYPD had brought in alot of public resources and police assets to manage the high profile private event. They closed roads, rerouted already congested traffic, and even blocked access to public transport services. There were even man-on-the-street intervews done with everyday new yorkers about the disruption being done to their commutes to work. Fans and billionaire bootlicker defenders will say all of this was done in the name of "security" and "she was the target of a terrorist plot"... (even if she decided to get married in MSG, on july 4th weekend, during the world cup... taking away police resources that could've been used to prevent actual terrorism elsewhere in the city)
To the average observer this may appear as a legitimate argument on the surface... but to people who have followed Taylor for any real amount of time, we've seen this playbook time and time again. I'd go say far as to say that Taylor Swift may be obsessed with the optics that a police escort gives. It makes her feel vastly superior to others, which in turn further fuels her narcissism. Today we'll be going over a few examples of Taylor Swift's longstanding use, and even potential misuse of police services and escorts.
Following a trip to Bishop Ireton High School in Alexandria, Virginia, Taylor Swift used a police escort to bring her promptly back to her private jet. Police held up traffic, used lights and sierns all so a young (and far less famous) Taylor Swift could make it back to her private jet. It's also worth noting that Taylor Swift was at the Britney Spears concert in Chicago later that night.
https://reddit.com/link/1v4nrfu/video/djzdcqbms0fh1/player
After a concert in Washington DC as part of the Speak Now World Tour in 2011, Taylor Swift used a police escort to visit the Lincoln Memorial. Now you may be thinking "well that makes sense, lots of tourists around and stuff..." and you'd be right... assuming she went during the day. Taylor took this police escort to the memorial around 2AM...
Taylor Swift and friends at the Lincoln Memorial around 2am
During one of the more viral scene's in Taylor Swift's documentary / pity party 'Miss Americana', Taylor Swift can be seen recieving a police escort in the background while the at-the-time multimillionaire complains about her struggles with eating disorders. The purpose of this escort is unknown to me, but I assumed it was so she could make another Britney concert or something!
escort can be seen starting around 1:04
Throughout basically the entirety of the Era's tour, Taylor Swift got a nightly police escort in every single city around the world. As we will soon see, Taylor and her team even threatened to cancel shows if she did not recieve the police escort service. Here are a few of my favorite examples from the Error's tour:
1. Show 1, Night 1: Glendale, AZ police escort
Taylor Swift getting a police escort in Glendale, AZ
2. Police Escort in Foxborough, MA
During her stop in Foxborough, MA, Taylor recieved a police escort that was paid for by fellow billionaire, Trump supporter, and climate criminal Robert Kraft!
Taylor Swift getting a police escort in Foxborough, MA
3. Police Escort in Toronto, CA
During her stop in Toronto, CA, Taylor recieved a police escort that was described in the media as "the royal treatment". Police shutdown a large portion of the Gardiner Expressway to escort Taylor Swift from the luxury of her private jet straight to her show downtown.
Taylor Swift getting a police escort in Toronto, CA
This deserves it's own section... sit down and buckle up!
Taylor Swift recieved a tax-payer funded blue-light police escort during her stop in London for her Wembly Stadium shows. This service is reserved for senior working royals (like the king / queen, prince william, kate, etc), high ranking politicians (like the PM or cabinet ministers), and visiting dignitaries (like heads of states / presidents). To put it simply: No one, including Taylor Swift, can pay for this service. It's simply not a thing like it is in the US. So how did Taylor Swift get one?
The Metropolitan Police initially resisted granting Taylor this special treatment but reversed their decision following intervention by Attorney General Lord Hermer, who provided legal cover for the operational risk. Reports indicate that Swift’s mother and manager, Andrea Swift, threatened to cancel the London shows if enhanced security was not provided.
It's worth noting that several high-ranking British Politicans recieved Taylor Swift tour tickets for free as gifts... and that alot of them actually did attend the Wembly Stadium shows... I think we're all smart enough here to read between the lines and see what actually happened here and why. In my opinion, this is a classic example of a billionaire bribing government officials to get her desired outcome... media attention and an ego boost.
Hello Snarkers! Today is the BIG day! (allegedly / according to every media outlet on the planet) Travis and Taylor will celebrate their marraige with 1000 of their closest friends AND corporate sponsors at Madison Square Garden. According to various leaks, the event will kickoff around 5pm EST and wedding guests will start arriving sometime around 6:30pm... the party will end sometime around 3-4am the following day according to the permit filed with the city. (also i remembered the D today, i triple checked)
Please review all sub rules and remain respectful of others! Welcome our new snarkers with open arms also! ❤️
Here is a Livestream of the event for anyone interested
Now that we got the boring intro out of the way, here is what everyone came for... 🥳🥳🥳 NEW FLAIRS!!! 🥳🥳🥳The flairs were chosen from suggestions made by the community in our recent State of the sub post, if you haven't seen it check it out! The new flairs are:
(if you don't see your suggestion, we wish you better luck next time 💖)
Hello Snarkers! Welcome to the pre-wedding megathread! To help us all contain our excitement (and repetitive posts) for the upcoming wedding of our beloved TravisTAY, this thread will be our one-stop shop for all thoughts, rants, and of course snarks leading up to the big day❤️ New flairs will be announced alongside the official wedding megathread
Recent Wedding Related Headlines: (we'll try to keep this updated as more information comes out)
Law enforcement official confirms Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce wedding at MSG on Friday
Madison Square Garden insiders reveal Taylor Swift wedding details
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Wedding NDA Lacks Penalties for Guests
Disney is constructing Rapunzel’s castle (HER MIND?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!)
Taylor Swift apparently building castle & garden in MSG
Prince William and Kate Middleton Won't Be at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Wedding
Everything we know about Taylor Swift's rumoured NYC wedding celebrations
edit(s):
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Donated $26 Million to Charities Ahead of Wedding
Taylor Swift Wedding Frenzy: The Power Guest List, the NDAs and A-List Panic Over Lack of Details
Hello Snarkers!
With the Impending NuptialsTM looming and an increase in our snark numbers post Shitshowgirl, we thought it would be a great time to give y'all an update on the sub and remind new friends about our rules. (Spoiler alert: some rules have been updated! New flair challenge incoming!)
For the older members, parts of this might sound repetitive. But we want to update everyone so this sub can remain transparent and genuine feedback can be received!
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sub traffic from the past 30 days
As you can see, we get a lot of fucking traffic. The basic rule that drives all the rest:
We have had a LOT of deconstructing Swifties join the sub after the tire fire of her last album release and 89 (her mind!) merch drops. What makes this sub special is that we allow everyone to contribute as long as they follow the rules. Yes, even current and former fans. If you're an OG snarker who sees behavior that crosses over into stanning, please report it! We will never be a space for fan behavior. But we don't insta-ban deconstructing fans who maybe feel some kinda way about Tay and can't share their feelings in other spaces because of that famous Swiftie hospitality.
Speaking of other spaces...
🚫 Reminder of anti-brigading rule 🚫
There's been a recent increase in posts that attempt to brigade, interfere with another community, or otherwise direct negative traffic towards other subreddits. This type of behavior directly puts our community at risk as it violates reddit community rules.
This includes comments like "I went to this sub or that sub and made a comment and was mass downvoted!" There is a zero tolerance policy for this! We don't like it when they come here to do it, so let's not do it to them.
Please review ALL parts of rule 2 to avoid touching the poo:
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>All activity in this sub must stay in this sub. Sharing Reddit screenshots or directing users to other subs is not allowed. Usernames from Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, etc. must be blacked out unless from a celebrity, brand, or publication.
>Screenshots of social media posts must have 100+ likes on the original comment.
>Don't enter into pro-Taylor spaces to harass, argue, or troll users, and do not post those interactions as a form of content.
(If you really want an in-depth rationalization for each part of the rule, just ask in the comments.)
🎄 Addressing armchair diagnosis trend 🎄 (idk what emoji to put here so christmas tree it is)
This one isn't against reddit TOS, but it IS against rule 1. We don't allow snark, speculation, or armchair diagnosis of physical and mental conditions. That includes personality disorders (all of them), autism, ADHD, depression, anxiety, eating disorders, you name it.
There are lots of lovely people who live with these conditions and don't plagiarize lesser known artists or hoard a billion dollars or charge $40 for Temu flipflops, so let's not promote shitty stereotypes.
📝 How we handle posts about major updates 📝
This is a big one!!!! Every post on this sub is held for manual review. Unlike other subreddits, we don't always pick the first post on the topic. Rather, we look for the post that best serves the community. Whenever a major event happens, you can guarantee there are at least 15 accounts competing to be The Post on any given topic.
Here are a few questions to help you increase your chances at getting approved:
- Does it have an informative title? "TMZ confirms Blandie wedding at Madison Square Garden" will always be picked over "OMG of course she would do this"
- Does it have enough information to let others join the conversation? We WANT TO SNARK. If you talk about an article, give us the link!
- Does it come from a reputable source? A screenshot of a Taylor Twitter account retweeting a parody account is not it. Even if the info is later debunked, there's still snarkerky in the fact that TMZ or Rolling Stone or whatever printed it in the first place.
- Does it follow all other sub rules? e.g. no direct links to Insta, blacking out usernames of ordinary people, comes from a non-reddit source
- Does it contain new information? We generally allow a few posts on the same topic if there is a different angle (like one for the Toy Story song countdown and one for the actual announcement) but no one wants 50 posts for each angle of her latest pap walk
🤬 Fuck AI 🤬
We've had a rule against AI since the beginning so this isn't a new stance. Fuck AI; support real art and artists.
❤️🌟❤️ A friendly reminder to be friendly ❤️🌟❤️
As the sub grows, there will always be more people who are adjusting to the way we do things around here (Eternal September type shit). At the moment, we are averaging 100 new subscribers PER DAY. If you see someone breaking the rules against whatever (fan behavior, body shame, political debates), PLEASE REPORT THEM. We can't remove what we don't see, and the mods don't see every comment. We had 1.3 million comments posted here in the last year.
Relatedly, please have some understanding and grace for the mods who do this thankless task. We aren't paid. We face harassment in modmail and on our personal accounts. We have offline lives. We are just regular people trying to keep this sub open despite the Swiftie orc horde constantly besieging us. We approve posts and comments as quickly and as accurately as possible.
And yes, that means that sometimes we get something wrong. You are always welcome to message in modmail to civilly discuss the reason behind a mod action. We are very grateful that so many of our members can discuss things rationally. Just remember that a removal reason isn't a personal attack. It's just pointing out that the content doesn't follow the rules and will be removed or we will literally have One Thousand Other People trying to do the same thing.
💒 Wedding flair challenge 💒
Our least favorite, multi-billionaire, talentless showgirl is about walk down the center aisle of MSG... not to get her popcorn but to take Travis's hand in marrage (allegedly)! To ring in the momentous occasion, we are looking for wedding theme flairs! To have your flair suggestion considered, please leave them as a comment or send them to modmail! The most liked and/or funniest ones will be added to the sub!
There has been alot of rumors and speculation in the wider media about where exactly the wedding will be taking place. Anyone who is able to correctly guess the wedding location in the comments will win a VERY FUNNY special flair!
💛💛💛 THANKS FOR BEING AN AWESOME COMMUNITY!!! 🥇🥇🥇
As always we are so grateful to all of the amazing members who make this community so special! This has been a rather slow period since nothing was really happening, but we couldn't be happier with the deep discussions and reflections we saw from the community during this time! Per usual, modmail is always open for any and all comments or feedback!
happy snarking xoxoxo
Hello Snarkers! We are seeing an uptick in posts related to Taylor Swift's marketing campaign for Toy Story 5. To better facilitate those discussions while also not allowing our main feed to become entirely Toy Story themed, we have created this mega to host the overwhelming majority of Toy Story related discussions moving forward. New Toy Story related posts will be allowed if the information is worth having an entirely new and seperate discussion!
The major annoucement was......................... MULTIPLE VARIANTS!!!! OF THE SAME SONG!!!! AGAIN!!!! (with the add ALL to cart button L O L) [only available for 48 hours] {from the vault no doubt}
Enjoy the Oscar bait and Happy Snarking! ❤️
I don't know about you guys, but while I was watching our least favorite multi-billionaire ramble on about her "songwriting" this is all I saw talking... a certified clown! It's funny how she could go on and on about HER "skills", HER "abilities", HER "talents" while barely mentioning all of the way more skilled and talented writers that have given her the vast majority of her hits! The TLDR of the entire interview for those unwilling to sit through 30 minutes of torture... >!word salad ME ME ME fest mixed with the typical softball ass questions from the NYT!<
A recent deep dive by a member showed only about ~30% or so of her entire catalog was done without the help of credited co-writers (let's be real, she most likely had uncredited writers on those songs too)... isn't it funny how "one of the greatest songwriters ever" can't seem to write her own hits? surely just another "coincidence" in the ever growing web of lies she keeps stringing together for her horde of parasocial dweebs to follow and literally buy into!
Taylor is our least favorite multi-billionaire.... but she will always be our greatest clown!
"ShE'S jUSt pr0teCtiNG hEr imAgE!!!1!!!!1!!"
suuuuuure she is! i'm sure it's not related to money in any way! 👍/s
