What’s the most pretentious thing you’ve done that gives you a sense of superiority over other language learners?

I absolutely hated being one of those dumb-dumbs that had to hand write characters they don’t know how to read. The thought of having to swipe my phone screen 22 times to find out the pronunciation of 懿 is honestly so embarrassing. Fully grown adults looking like toddlers playing candy crush. So I spent a few days teaching myself the Cangjie input method and never looked back. Three little taps on 土廿戈 and I’ve already found it. Pure elegance! At a push, I will use the stroke input method, but you will never catch me using 手写 again.

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u/redbeandragon — 12 days ago
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Wedding present blanket

Made this blanket as a wedding present for one of my good friends. I’m happy with how it turned out, but I’ve kind of gone off the pattern. The flowers kind of look like Brussels sprouts to me now. Oh well…perhaps I’ve just been looking at it too long.

u/redbeandragon — 2 months ago

Seemingly experienced knitter in denial about twisted stitches.

Saw a reel on Instagram the other day of someone complaining that people were wrongly trying to correct her knitting. I clicked through to her page and found the comment she was talking about. Being a nosy parker, I just had to investigate for myself.

Reader, she’s twisting stitches. But the thing is, she doesn’t appear to be a beginner by any means. She’s knitted several complete garments: sweaters, vests, cardigans. How is it possible that she got that far without realising she’s twisting stitches?? Or maybe she does know but just doesn’t care? I don’t know which is worse.

u/redbeandragon — 2 months ago