r/languagelearningjerk

Today I took the JLPT N七 but it was a bit different than I expected, as soon as everyone came into the room the proctors locked the door and released some weird gas out of the vents. I immediately blacked out and when I regained consciousness everyone was laying around the room dead except the proctors and four other people. They said the test was done, which was a bit weird since I don’t remember there being a poison gas section??? And we completely skipped over all the other sections, a bit disappointing since I spent so much time studying. When I walked out of the building they were carrying everyone out on stretchers and I had to step over a couple bodies to get to my car, it was really weird. Did this happen to anyone else? Did I accidentally take the N四? 🤔 I’m mostly worried if I passed or not though, the gas tasted really gross so I’d hate to repeat it in December. I’ll make sure to keep studying though, I wanna go from 二本語上手 to 三本悟上図 and eventually 四本語天上 💪🇰🇵

I want to pick up a new language but am overwhelmed by the options. Looking for suggestions based on usefulness, ease of learning, or just how fun it is to speak!

Let me know what u think...<3

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That's it, it's over. I learnt every single language that exists, travelled to every single country that exists and shocked every single native that exists, What do I do now? According to my calculations I still have 40 years to live, but what more there's to life? Can someone help?

I most certainly do, especially the older generations, seeing how easy Uzbek came to me just by Aral Seamaxxing. When I see my peers who don't understand ANY languages whatsoever it just feels weird like bro, what are you even doing get on my level and SHOCK some fukcing natives

Polish language features an opposition between the sounds encoded by sz, cz, rz/ż and ś/si, ć/ci, ź/zi, meaning that when speaking this language my tongue must learn to move very quickly between the positions encoded by those sounds. Coupled with the fact that Polish has words with consonant clusters (szczęście, część, pierwszy, etc.), I believe that this language can help give my tongue more dexterity and flexibility to improve my blowjob game.

I don't like free, customizable, open source, cross-platform software with tons of add-ons. The UI is outdated and too complicated. I'm willing to spend thousands of hours to learn a language, but refuse to use 20 minutes to change the layout to my liking. Any better alternatives? Preferably something that has paywalled features and AI integration!