u/rigor_mortus_boner

get it?

My wife (Tian) will kill me if I bring home the wrong kind.

2k for a can of Febreze? goddamn

You just know the traders down in Speranza are getting freaky when we're topside. Here's how I see it going:

Apollo is def fuckin Tian Wen, but she's never in the mood so he gets a lot of time to play with his toys

Shani claims she's celibate and has "sworn off men", but turns off her cameras and uses Lance as a fucking machine from time to time

Celeste just fantasizes about riding horses