A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven
God tells him, "Since you've led such a pure and noble life, is there any earthly questions I can answer before you join your family in paradise?"
The man thinks and says, "I've always wondered who really killed JFK."
God responds, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, using his own rifle, with no accomplices."
The man ponders God's response and replies, "Damn... I never realized how high up this conspiracy goes..."