u/roymccowboy

This was the biggest win but I can't even flaunt it because my family will lose it so I have to turn to you other dads:

A couple weeks ago, I found a lil' 9 inch guy in our basement when I went down to the basement get a soda. My wife and elementary school-aged girls were upstairs waiting on me to start a show on streaming.

Not only did I calmly tell them to go ahead without me, but I grabbed this lil guy (I have to assume it was the most deadly snake known to man) with some pliers and chucked him into the stratosphere from my backyard.

If ever I've deserved a giant trophy and to be lavished with praise, this was it, but instead I went in to complaints about why I took so long and actually, now that they think about it, everyone else wants me to get them a soda too.

If I were to bring this up, the "for sale" sign would go up immediately, completely overshadowing the bravery that only one man could possess in that moment.

I can only hope that long down the road, I remember to bring this up in my dying breath to get some sort of credit for it.

So is "Ignore Auto Layout" gone now??

I caught and relocated a snake from our house but I can't tell my wife/girls or they'll absolutely lose their minds