Fellow dog owners, can we talk about the weirdest new trend I keep seeing?
Obviously, picking up after your dog is Responsible Dog Ownership 101. Nobody wants to go for a peaceful walk, jog through a field, and suddenly discover a mystery landmine with their shoe. But lately I keep seeing people do the first half of the job… and then absolutely quit the assignment. They bag the poop, tie it up, and then toss the bag into the bushes like they’re returning it to nature.
Respectfully: what are we doing? Unbagged poop is gross, yes. But bagged poop abandoned in the woods is like giving the poop a tiny plastic apartment where it can live for the next several hundred years. Even if the bag says compostable, the forest is not a magical poop-bag processing facility.
Rant over. Please either use a bin or carry it until you find one. And to whoever keeps leaving these little forbidden lunch bags everywhere: your dog did their part. Now do yours.