u/sam_toucan

They lost a giraffe

They lost a giraffe

They lost a… giraffe. They lost. A giraffe. THEY lost. A Gir-affe. They-lost-a-giraffe. A giraffe. A GIRAFFE. They lost a giraffe. They lost… a giraffe. A giraffe is what they lost. A giraffe. You know that distinct looking animal the size of a small building known for its uniquely long neck and spots that’s found in only one place in the world? They lost it. They lost a giraffe. A giraffe. They lo- they lost it. A giraffe that is. They lost the giraffe. The giraffe was here but it’s gone now. The giraffe is gone. Lost. They lost- They MISPLACED the giraffe. “Where is the giraffe?” I don’t know I thought you had it!” The giraffe is lost. They lost it. The gi- a giraffe! The giraffe is lost. They lost the giraffe.

I love you Josh!

u/sam_toucan — 6 days ago