▲ 139 r/Superdickery
Look, Smokescreen, I know you’re a villain, and you only made one appearance in an anti-smoking PSA comic, but you really should rethink your chest symbol.
u/sauntcartas — 1 day ago
▲ 82 r/Superdickery
Other heroes allow new costumed crimefighters to abduct their wives, but not Barry.
…I guess, based on his weird train of thought here.
u/sauntcartas — 4 days ago
▲ 48 r/Superdickery
In the future, people typically break through the wall to apply to the Legion of Super-Heroes. That, or Superboy is a bit dim.
u/sauntcartas — 17 days ago
▲ 26 r/Superdickery
You’re going up against the Molecule Man with molecules? What are you, stupid?
u/sauntcartas — 18 days ago
▲ 2 r/80s
Sometimes you just need to lube up your cube. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.
u/sauntcartas — 29 days ago
▲ 85 r/Superdickery
Flash, you dumb schmuck.
This is so silly, I bet it’s in the top fifty dumbest superhero moments I’ve ever read.
u/sauntcartas — 1 month ago
My Thai driver’s last request, using his voice translation app
Context on the second sentence: On our first day together, the guy took several selfies that included my wife and me, without asking. When I noticed him posting one to Facebook, I told him to cut it out.
Context on the first sentence: You got me! He just wanted a regular selfie with us. I can only guess that he used some idiom that didn’t translate well, or else the app didn’t read his voice correctly. Theories from Thai speakers are welcome.
u/MountainCheesesteak — 2 months ago
▲ 269 r/Superdickery
A superhero with one of the more niche missions in life
Black Science #31.
u/sauntcartas — 2 months ago
▲ 63 r/AquaJail
My first thought on seeing the safe next to this shrine thingie in Thailand.
u/sauntcartas — 2 months ago