So the winner of the last post is u/seperate_record9354 as arjun.
(Scary won but he wants to be dushashan so he gave all his votes to separate instead. Yes we will be pulling off this bs lol.)
Anyways now who in the sub is best suited as abhimanyu ? Comment who you want to win this one.
(For mods, duryodhan > eklavya in archery)
Damn idk how this was made😭
But this is prolly how scenes were looking in the dyut sabha as yudhi kept losing his brothers and still kept playing.
Get it ? Cause it's holy and it's peak ? It's a meme.
(The above image is an unfunny very funny joke made by the OP on gallery cause it suddenly clicked on him now he will be yapping.
Anyways, for mods: arjun > karn on day 14.
Cause karn would have died 3 times the same day if he wasn't saved by ashwathama.
The 3 rescues are as followed.
Intercepting the Lethal Arrow
During a fierce clash, Arjun broke Karn’s bow and struck his chest. Seeing an open opportunity, Arjun pulled back the Gandiva and fired a blinding, radiant arrow meant to completely decapitate and kill karn. Before the arrow could connect, Ashwatthama fired a swift crescent moon arrow (kshupra) out of nowhere and shattered Arjun's lethal weapon mid-air.
Evacuating a Helpless Karn
Later that same day, Arjun totally destroyed Karn's chariot, killed his horses, and slaughtered his charioteer, leaving Karna stranded and completely exposed on the ground. Ashwatthama immediately drove his own chariot into the line of fire, picked up a defeated Karn, and carried him away to safety.
Holding the Line to defend karn
The text outlines a third instance during the massive, multi-warrior defensive circle (Ast Rathi) built to guard Jayadrath. Arjun's arrows overran Karn's position, and Ashwatthama aggressively provides cover fire to stop Arjun from pursuing and finishing off the vulnerable King of Ang.
Why am I making this for mods shits even when it's related to mahabhrata? It's an esoteric meme from demonslayerscales sub where we members say random obvious facts like the strongest in the verse > an ordinary guy to bypass the related rule even when posting related stuff. Works well there. And I am trying to fill the character limit.
However about the interceptions ashwathama is a complete bum for saving karn imo and should have let him die out of spite like the two fought the same day. He won't even be cursed if he had just let him die as war would end sooner and butterfly effect. I think he only did save karn cause he said to karn thst arjun will kill him tomorrow So he wanted that tomorrow not today ? Arjun failed to kill him for the next (14+1=15+1=16+1=17 and I had to add one 3 times so must 2) 2 DAYS ANYWAYS (prolly). AND DURYODHAN MIGHT LISTEN TO HIM TOO WHEN HE BEGGED TO SANDHI CAUSE HIS RELIANCE ON KARN WOULD BE GONE.BUMTHAMA.
Hence proved saving karn was directly proportional to him getting cursed too 💯💯✅. ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT DO YOU THINK HOW WILL MAHABHRATA CHANGE IF ASHWA FAILED ONE OF THESE 3 TIMES AND KARN DIED OF DAY 14 ONLY ???)
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modi ji = krishna 9.5 avatar of Vishnu superior to both rama and krishna. reincarnation of duryodhan the kind and righteousn ruler. Trust.
amit shaw = dushashan
vajpai = arjun
oggy adityanath= ashwathama (Ashwathama is my fav character)
rahul gandhi = nakul
Older rahul gandhi = nakul (but low sperk count.)
kejriwal = nakul (but ugly)
present rahul gandhi = ashwathama if he was a bum.
mamta banerjee = hidimba
that random one with caste votebank of up one = random bum kaurav bheem killed.
indra gandhi = pure evil personification of ashwathama very bad 😡🤬🤬
nehru = shakuni
draupadi = draupadi , if you know the story she lost her children and hugged a mother who had lost here too in empathy, Connecting with how she forgave ashwathama for the sake of kripi.
Manmohan Singh = vidur.
Strongest karn glazer in history vs strongest karn hater of today ?
(For mods: arjun > dushashan in archery.
• Arjun has defeated all the kauravs army in virata war.
• And in kurukshetra war has multiple feats on warriors who defeated bheem.
• And possess bhramshira bhramstra pashupatastra rudrastra agneyastra and multiple celestial weapons.
•Dushashan is mace fighters primarily, he will lose an archery contest with Arjun.)
Yaar ye overratedthama na bana de bss 🙏😔🙏🥺 pehle hi 3 quora post mein top 2 mein aa geya i no longer feel holder of some esoteric knowledge.
Underratedthama hi sahi tha yaar ye kya ai slop serial banare hai, no i don't want fans like karn has no or white washing or shits.
Slop vfx, actor achha hai but pitahmah kyu le liya 😭 shave bhi ni kar rah woh bhishma mein get up mein hi aa geya 😭
Petition to the real Ashwathama to slime them out asap please 😭
I am upset rn cause i wrote half the post, got distracted in another app and opened reddit back and post was gone. So the post is lost now I have to write it all again 😒
Anyways let me make a narrative first.
Both karn and bheem have high base strength.
• yudhisthir notes karn possesses strength of a myriad elephants in his arms. But it's yudhishthir so idk how reliable this is. Considering he could lift earth by inches, and kuntis boon, it does seem to be.
• bheem reliably has strength of 11k elephants.
DEFEATING KICHAK >>> JARASANDH !
• Let's take the statement of indra among kings, the bull among men once told karm than foremost of the men in wrestling are balram, bheem, kichak and shalya. And infact, other than balram bheem and shalya, no one else could be able to defeat kichak so brutally in arm wrestling.
O reader, it is of no secret that indra among refuses to let go of any opportunity to glaze himself and his mistress. Yet he let go when he had chance to glaze karn. Is it not of value ?
KARN VS JARASANDH IS RATHER AN ANTIFEAT FOR KARN !
• O reader, O indra among bots, O the calf of bharatvarsh , let's look why they had to wrestle in the first place. Before the wrestle they were engaged in a fierce duel. Fighting on equal terms jarasandh held nothing bank and this bum was pushed to lose his bows and other weapons even here 😭
(Like no seriously karn literally had his bows cut and both of them lost all the weapons 😭 )
Then they engaged in a duel where he quickly and easily overpowered jarasandh nearly tearing him apart. To which jarasandh admits he was pleased. And i am too.
NO BHEEM DID NOT NEED 14 DAYS !
• Oki so krishna has asked bheem to only use the strength jarasandh could use and he was playing around the whole fight instead of fighting to kill. Jarasandh was unconscious multiple times in the battle while bheem wasn't. When in the 14day , jarasandh gave up. Only then did krishna gesture him to tear him which bheem did with ease.
this is not something to debate as he did slay kichak in a single night. Draupadi has feats on both jaydrath and kichak btw. Karn only has feats on jarasandh so draupadi > karn in wrestling 😈
KARNA'S BEST FEAT IS LISTING EARTH !
• cause it scales higher, if you calculate it. Like hulk level and it even breaks laws of physics.
KARNA'S IQ IS HIGHER THAN BHEEM, FOR REJECTING BHEEM'S WRESTLING CHALLENGE. (NON BORI CE DRONA PARV ROY GANGULI CHAPTER 139)
**>**I mean it should not be a debate anymore if you consider roy ganguli canon.
sighing like a snake, he snatched the bow from Karna and struck him with it on the head. Struck by Bhimasena, the son of Radha, with eyes red in wrath, smiling the while, said unto him repeatedly these words, viz., 'Beardless eunuch, ignorant fool and glutton.' And Karna said, 'Without skin in weapons, do not fight with me. Thou art but a child, a laggard in battle! There, son of Pandu, where occurs a profusion of eatables and drink, there, O wretch, shouldst thou be but never in battle. Subsisting on roots, flowers, and observant of vows and austerities, thou, O Bhima, shouldst pass thy days in the woods for thou art unskilled in battle. Great is the difference between battle and the austere mode of a Muni's life. Therefore, O Vrikodara, retire into the woods. O child, thou art not fit for being engaged in battle. Thou hast an aptitude for a life in the woods. Urging cooks and servants and slaves in the house to speed, thou art fit only for reproving them in wrath for the sake of thy dinner, O Vrikodara! O Bhima, O thou of a foolish understanding, betaking thyself to a Muni's mode of life, gather thou fruits (for thy food). Go to the woods, O son of Kunti, for thou art not skilled in battle. Employed in cutting fruits and roots or in waiting upon guests, thou art unfit, I think, to take a part, O Vrikodara, in any passage-at-arms.' And, O monarch, all the wrongs done to him in his younger years, were also reminded by Karna in harsh words. And as he stood there in weakness, Karna once more touched him with
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the bow. And laughing loudly, Vrisha once more told Bhima those words, 'Thou shouldst fight with others, O sire, but never with one like me. They that fight with persons like us have to undergo this and else! Go thither where the two Krishnas are! They will protect thee in battle. Or, O son of Kunti, go home, for, a child as thou art, what business hast thou with battle?' Hearing those harsh words of Karna, Bhimasena laughed aloud and addressing Karna said unto him these words in the hearing of all, 'O wicked wight, repeatedly hast thou been vanquished by me. How canst thou indulge, then, in such idle boast? In this world the ancients witnessed the victory and defeat of the great Indra himself. O thou of ignoble parentage, engage thyself with me in an athletic encounter with bare arms. Even as I slew the mighty Kichaka of gigantic frame, I would then slay thee in the very sight of all kings.' Understanding the motives of Bhima, Karna, that foremost of intelligent men, abstained from that combat in the very sight of all the bowmen. Indeed, having made Bhima carless, Karna, O king, reproved him in such boastful language in the sight of that lion among the Vrishnis (viz., Krishna) and of the high-souled Partha. Then the ape-bannered (Arjuna), urged by Kesava, shot at the Suta's son, O king, many shafts whetted on stone. Those arrows adorned with gold, shot by Partha's arms and issuing out of Gandiva, entered Karna's body, like cranes into the Krauncha mountains. With those arrows shot from Gandiva which entered Karna's body like so many snakes, Dhananjaya drove the Suta's son from Bhimasena's vicinity. His bow cut off by Bhima, and himself afflicted with the arrows of Dhananjaya, Karna quickly fled away from Bhima on his great car. Bhimasena also, O bull among men, mounting upon Satyaki's car, proceeded in that battle in the wake of his brother Savyasachin, the son of Pandu. Then Dhananjaya, with eyes red in wrath, aiming at Karna, quickly sped a shaft like the Destroyer urging forward Death's self. That shaft shot from Gandiva, like Garuda in the welkin in quest of a mighty snake, quickly coursed towards Karna. The son of Drona, however, that mighty car-warrior, with a winged arrow of his, cut it off in mid-air, desirous of rescuing Karna from fear of Dhananjaya. Then Arjuna, excited with wrath, pierced the son of Drona with four and sixty arrows, O king, and addressing him, said, 'Do not fly away, O Aswathaman, but wait a moment.' Drona's son, however, afflicted with the shafts of Dhananjaya, quickly entered a division of the Kaurava army that abounded with infuriated elephants and teemed with cars. The mighty son of Kunti, then, with the twang of Gandiva, drowned the noise made in that battle by all other twangings of bows, of shafts decked with gold. Then, the mighty Dhananjaya followed from behind the son of Drona who had not retreated to a great distance, frightening him all the way with his shafts. Piercing with his shafts, winged with the feathers of Kankas and peacocks, the bodies of men and elephants and steeds, Arjuna began to grind that force. Indeed, O chief of the Bharatas, Partha, the son of Indra, began to exterminate that host teeming with steeds and elephants and men.'"
TL;DR
• Bhima is weaponless and weapon-skinless ("without skin in weapons").
• In a fit of rage, Bhima literally snatches Karna's own bow out of his hands and smashes him over the head with it.
• Karna smiles, laughs, and repeatedly pokes a weaponless Bhima with his bow tip. He calls Bhima a "beardless eunuch," a "glutton," and a "fool," telling him he belongs in a kitchen bossing around cooks or living as a hermit in the woods gathering roots, not fighting real warriors.
• The Wrestling Challenge: Bhima laughs back, calls Karna a loser who has been beaten multiple times, and explicitly challenges him: "Engage thyself with me in an athletic encounter with bare arms. Even as I slew the mighty Kichaka... I would then slay thee.
• Karna, being highly intelligent , realizes Bhima will absolute crush his bumass in close-quarters wrestling.
• He tactfully refuses to engage and stays at a distance.
• Arjuna Rescues Bhima: Krishna notices what’s happening and signals Arjuna.
• Arjuna unleashes a barrage from the Gandiva, filling Karna's body with arrows. Karna already dealing with a broken bow from Bhima and now getting pinned by Arjuna quickly flees the scene.
• drona's son steps in to block Arjuna's lethal final shot and saves Karna from being killed.
If karna was stronger than bheem in wrestling. He won't have rejected. Tho it's not bori so ignorable ig. Rest of the points still stand tho.
Also Draupadi >>> 😈
Genuine doubt cause feats against arjun satyaki and bheem without vijay bow conclude otherwise. I genuinely don't get why he is ranked so higher. Here are some random feats. I am pasting a comment i made just now here to save it.
he was spoiled and overly cautious, he has somebody the best feats too.
In virat war after karna was bloodlusted racing that fem arjun killed his brother. He fought fem arjun but was overpowered and had to run away for his life. But in the very same fight Ashwathama literally cuts gandivs string for the very first time 💀(it takes karn vijay bow to replicate this on his last day)
injured fem arjun and the prince and matched him on equal terms till Ashwathama ran out of arrows 💀
The sages and gods praised this feat of cutting the string and described their duel like a war of suras(gods and asuras (demons) 💀
He once stopped arjun with bheem and satyaki supporting Arjun 3v1. 💀
He was forced arjun to retreat injuring him getting him scolded from krishna. 💀
He once tanked 73 poisonous arrows by bheem, shrugged it off and overpowered bheem forcing him to flee 💀
that arjun had to run to save bheem which pissed off ashwathama who released agneyastra and his agneyastra was special that arjun used his bhramstra to save himself and 1 akshauhini was wiped out with rivers boiling tree's catching fire as if the fire of end.💀
Remember bheem used to go extreme diff with karn sometimes and spred karn once so that arjun could kill him. 💀
He once made the whole pandav army bow with his narayastra. 💀
He once defeated dhryshtdyum fairly quickly, remember dhryshtdyum once defeated karn. 💀
He humiliated satyaki with single arrows. Remember satyaki also checked karn multiple times before hus vijay bow on last day. Fuck karn is lowkey a bum. 💀
He once picked his sword when karn insulted kripa and duryodhan literally pleaded and ashwathama calmed but insulted karn saying arjun will kill him anyways. And then saved karna twice against arjun 💀
and this is how duryodhan glazed Ashwathama. 💀
I forgot a few points I wanted to write 💀
Yes the skull emoji is important 💀
Idk what I am even writing anymore I can't remember those points so leave it💀
Yeah i still didn't remember what the other points were but wanted to make the post💀
Sources :- please search yourself I don't have the energy, best i can give is provided link for pdf but these are random so I can't give the where each is from 🥺
Bhishma to duryodhan :-
Drona's son is a great archer and is superior to all archers. He is colourful in the field of battle and is a maharatha who is firm in wielding weapons. O great king! When released from his bow, his arrows are like those of the wielder of the Gandiva himself and are linked together in one continuous line.
But I cannot count this brave one in the list of supreme rathas, though this greatly famous one is capable of burning up the three worlds. He has accumulated anger and energy through austerities, while he dwelled in a hermitage. And since he was generous, Drona bestowed celestial weapons on him.
O bull among the Bharata lineage! O supreme among kings! But he has a single great taint and because of that, I do not regard him as a ratha or an atiratha. He loves his own life too much. This brahmana always wishes for a long life.
There is no one who is equal to him in either army. On a single chariot, he is capable of slaying even the army of the gods. With no doubt this hero can no diff that ardha ratha. Through the slapping of his arms, this handsome one can cause mountains to be shattered.
The brave one has an infinite number of qualities. He is a striker and his radiance is terrible. He roams around and cannot be tolerated. He is like the god of death, with a staff in his hand. He is greatly intelligent and has the neck of a lion. He is like the angry fire that rages at the end of an era.
O descendant of the Bharata lineage! He is capable of pacifying what is left of this war.
yoriichi's dad :- is yoriichi's dad.
yoriichi's mom :- is yoriichi's mom + you misogynists just ignore some of the craziest feats she had while nerfed bh itachi aids
yoriichi :- is yoriichi, no explanations needed
michikatsu :- is yoriichi's brother, no explanations needed
bumzan :- is the business partner of yoriichi's brother
kokushibo :- fucking bumzan's blood nerfed him
tanjiro's infertile dad/yoriichi's son :- couldn't pass the genes
sanemi's dad / michikatsus first son :- not bum like muichiro's bloodline as seen by sanemi
muichiro's father / yoriichi's grandson (born from a daughter prolly) :- bum couldn't pass the genes
Douma
(Notice how he is the only one not related to yoriichi here)
I wanna c*m