every teabaggy asshat mario matchup i have comes so fucking close but his fsmashes always get me or his fuckin down airs. i dont even get spiked that much. his frame data just cooks me as kirby somehow. i understand im stubby but so is fuckin mario! any advice? ive had luck occasionally gimping his bitch azz but i want an honest win that feels like i know his game. maybe i inhale him and spam projectiles, bait and punish?
thought id pick up pichu for fun. yeah, its fast but holy nerf. working hard for a stock is crazy to me. much respect for anyone with low cortisol levels maining this character. tons of fun when it works out but dying at 40% is not fun lol.
This Luigi peaked at that one combo then just gave up and ate mad bombs and sausages the whole game LMAOOOO
did minecraft like bribe nintendo to make him so fucking broken? what the fuck is he? why is he even in this game for real. how the FUCK has he not been nerfed to dogshit. its so obvious nobody fucking likes steve legit. i play a DLC character but hes clearly broken. what absolute bullshit it is to vs him in quick play
he fucking sucks. 2 mil gsp feels like the door to elite. he literally dies at like 40 percent and his combos dont do shit. what the fuck. every match up is cooked. yall really hate him? hes TRASH. even banana farming is bad.
bro what the fuck is going on. i feel like in most matchups within the past dew days fucking helpless. i just got smoked by a mario that kept up airing the shit out of me. i feel like quitting this game every fucking day lately tbh. its insane. legit mental torture. why do i fucking play this game.
im tired of clenching my asscheeks for a win that leaves me with cortisol spikes and im tired of sephs hitbox, cloud and fucking sora. sick of bitchra too even tho i fought bitchra and seph in succession for the ticket into elite and SOMEHOW won. the stars aligned and now im gonna keep them aligned before i match a DK and get cargo cheesed. this experience has been hell and my girlfriend fucking hates smash bros now because of how mad id get. thanks guys. youre all fucking toxic pieces of shit. i love you. 💕