u/semi-dysfunction

Looking for genuine connections🖤

I’m a plus-sized, witchy, sarcastic human with an unhealthy dice collection, a love of D&D, tarot, true crime, cats, and all things a little dark and weird.

I’m happily married to my nesting partner and ethically non-monogamous dating separately though we try to practice KTP but understand not everyone meshes well.

I’m demisexual, demiromantic, pansexual,sapiosexual, 420-friendly, accepting of all genders and identities, and politically left-leaning.

I’m looking for **real connection not casual, convenient, or halfhearted.**

I value emotional availability, consistency, communication, humor, boundaries, and people who actually mean what they say and will back it up with their actions.

Bonus points if you understand spoon theory, have experience with chronic illnes because I have disabilities(ask me about them, I am very up front about what I deal with), love video,board or ttrpg games , or can appreciate a good amount of sarcasm and dark humor.

I want to actually **get to know someone**.

Tell me about your dreams, what you’re passionate about, your favorite vacation spot, what you could talk about for hours, or some weird little fact about yourself. Give me something to work with beyond “hey” or “you seem interesting.” I will not respond to those messages at all.

I’m a little chaotic, a little witchy, occasionally too sarcastic for my own good, and my southern accent gets significantly stronger when I’m tired or annoyed.

If that sounds like your kind of person, come say hi. 🖤

Hello there! Welcome to my casting circle.

I’m a nerdy, weird, chaotic and dark human with a mystical aesthetics who misses the kind of love that feels devotional. Not convenient. Not halfway. Not something you pick up when you have nothing better to do and put down when it requires effort.

I practice ethical non-monogamy and am married to my nesting partner. I’m not looking to “fill time” or collect fleeting connections. I’m here for something that has the potential to grow into real, intentional relationships. The kind where we choose each other, consistently, without hesitation.

Think less “breadcrumb texting” and more “I would burn the world down for you, darling—shall we dance in the ashes?”

Hearts > Zip Code. But effort, presence, and consistency are non-negotiable.

My Vibe:

Somewhere between candlelit rituals and chaotic D&D energy. Dark lipstick, soft heart, dark humor. A little dramatic in the romantic sense. I believe love should feel like a mutual obsession in the healthiest way. Adoration, not ambiguity.

My accent gets thicker when I’m tired, tipsy, or passionately defending a perfectly valid dice roll. Cats run my household and, honestly, most of my decisions.

I’m also disabled. That is part of my reality. It’s not always easy, but it’s real, and I don’t believe in hiding the truth to make myself more “palatable.” If we connect, I’m happy to share more about what that looks like day-to-day.

About Me:

• Plus-sized, witchy, sarcastic, disabled(ask me about it), emotionally aware

• Demisexual, demiromantic, pansexual attraction builds through connection, consistency, and intention

• 420-friendly, gender-inclusive, lover of guillotines (the aesthetic, mostly 👀)

• Into true crime, video games, tabletop games, smut, and conversations that actually go somewhere

• I value communication, follow-through, and people who mean what they say

What I’m Looking For:

• Emotionally present humans (no NPC energy—I want co-authors, not background characters)

• Please be in the range of 30–45

• People who understand ENM doesn’t automatically mean casual or disposable

• Humor that can be dark but never cruel

• Consistency not constant messaging, but no disappearing acts either

• Someone who wants to build something, not just talk about it

• Eventual progression into calls, shared activities, dates, visits if we both feel it growing

Bonus points if you understand spoon theory or live with chronic conditions you’ll already speak a language I value deeply.

A Note on Attraction:

Physical attraction matters. I’m happy to exchange SFW photos once there’s mutual comfort. I prefer clarity over guessing games.

I’m not here to wonder if we’re actually into each other.

How to Message Me:

If your message is just “hey,” it will disappear into the void.

Tell me about yourself.

What kind of polyamory you practice (or want to).

A favorite band. A place that feels like magic to you.

Something you’re passionate about.

Give me something real to respond to.

I don’t do lukewarm. I don’t do almost. I don’t do “maybe someday.”

I want a love that is chosen openly, consistently, and without fear.

Something a little intense, a little soft, a little dangerous in the way it matters.

If you’re looking for the same… come find me.