From this moment forth I'm reporting them all
Brawl is 2v2
I cannot stand these impossibly dense cretins who treat it like some kind of online dating chatroom where you get to watch others fight for your amusement? Like I'm used to these kids who try FORCING it to be some type of weird series of 1v1s, but now im even encountering people who won't even start THEIR 1v1 until mine is done?? Why is a brawl match taking 15 fucking minutes to complete? These kids are literally watching me fight and then edgewalking up to my opponent after they complete the world's slowest execution and doing their little emote mating ritual before engaging in the worst duel of all time. And spam ME with "Wow!"'s when I don't reciprocate. Repeat until i either gouge my eyes out or until the round is over.
I just don't get how the mode with the highest potential for fun and skill expression has become a literal LARP session.
If I see anyone spectating in Brawls im instantly reporting for griefing and I won't stop until they're all gone