u/shmibnke
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When i bought a 12 box donuts from the donut shop and specifically said all donuts with vanilla icing but they gave me all plain so I have My darling Ritsuko queef vanilla discharge covering for the donuts so i don't be in a bad mood after wasting 12.99 for this
u/shmibnke — 3 days ago
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What’s your preferred 2028 presidential candidate, and your favorite prince or MJ song?
For me I’d say none other than my former boss, Russ Feingold. (Even tho he’s been out of the ring for a while) also Raspberry Beret by Prince
u/shmibnke — 6 days ago
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1992 if Michael Jackson was the nominee (credit to a friend for making this)
u/shmibnke — 8 days ago
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Why I don’t think Michigan senate will flip, the last time a republican won a senate seat here was 1994 when I was 13 and in 7th grade
Side note: I remember when the Republican revolution of 1994 happened. The following morning my father sat silent at the breakfast table. Until he slammed his coffee down and cursed George Mitchell for letting such a bad election showing happen. Which tbf, it probably was.
u/shmibnke — 9 days ago
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Nah fr tho big Mike would be deeply disappointed in this fandom
u/shmibnke — 9 days ago
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“A newcomer progressive, dark horse like Platner doesn’t have a chance against a longtime moderate republican senator” bro it’s happened before, chances are it can happen again
I was 9 when Wellstone won this. This was pretty big news if memory serves right
u/shmibnke — 9 days ago
My Rei figurine on my Xbox 360 holding onto the Wi-Fi antenna as my stream of smegma diluted urine is shot at its face at around 276 miles per hour
u/shmibnke — 7 days ago
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Happy Mother’s Day!! (My daughter cooked me dinner and suprised me with a Thriller 40th anniversary vinyl, I love MJ btw)
u/shmibnke — 11 days ago
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Which Eva girl has the most spank worthy ass?!? Like, I need to know which one will feel like 2 soft pancakes freshly cooked with a soft but sweet texture and ofc a chocolatey center
u/shmibnke — 12 days ago
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That while we grieve what we lose, we keep up the fight. The same fight that our forbearers, King Jr, Wellstone, Lewis, Malcolm, and Humphrey fought for. Through common good in making our world better we can do just about anything. I believed that on that beautiful night in November of 1990, and I still believe it now.
u/shmibnke — 15 days ago
u/shmibnke — 16 days ago
▲ 27 r/evangelionmemes
Asuka is cool. But we all know Naoko Akagi is who you should really drill over. I’d personally anally pleasure her until her asshole is the width of a large grape, then I’d shove cigarettes into her asshole until she inevitably folds and shoots her burning excrement into my mouth. Holy wow i love her so much please if I had one wish it would be her through my pain and suffering
u/shmibnke — 18 days ago
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u/shmibnke — 23 days ago