


This Turtle is sad.
This little turtle not only learned how to express its love for 67, but even stole my phone, hacked into my reddit account, changed my profile picture and flair, took a photo of itself, made a subreddit called r/turtules, made multiple posts, and learned what a Vigenรจre Cipher is, all so it could create a little encrypted message that no one caught (someone did in fact catch the cipher 9 minutes after this was posted).
It was unfortunately downvoted by those who didn't truly believe it had any true affection for the numbers 6 and 7.
this turtle gave a final message before it handed my phone back days later, waking me up at 1:00 AM:
"turtule sad. 67, Xigjan sd adkt iwxhcjbqtg, pcs xi qgtpzh bn ijgijat wtpgi id httiwpi diwtgh sdc'i. Wtgt'h p NdjIjqt axcz X vjthh. wiieh://ndjij.qt/KEf-xbgeVJF?hx=wEWTWvzD9tLY6Yh7"
so intelligent, and yet it can't spell turtle properly.