

kylan darnell saying new york smells like shit & she misses her car. okay then go back to ohio or wherever the fuck
who is a content creator/influencer you genuinely enjoy following or draw inspiration from? more below
theres a queen i have seen before but cant think of her name. shes gorg, has amazing style, seems like a genuine person & speaks like a normal person with a brain. unlike most of these brainless bitches that speak as if everything they are saying is a fucking question or think shopping designer items & drinking a lot of alcohol make them cool. you cant own or wear cool & alcoholism isnt cute. most of them are vapid & vain except i dont know if they see themselves for what they are (chopped)
ghoulia mervis announcing to the world shes hungover bc thats the most interesting thing about her. shes soooooo quirky & crazy… boring ahh bihh
payton poo-rther being obnoxious as always over a fucking chicken salad. no shade but every time this bitch shows up on my fyp its like its her first day on earth like damn bitch calm down
& yes im a bitch & like to screenshot when they look a mess
i hope eli rallo reads this cuz sista ate her up lmfaoooo
these bitches are soooo annoying. begging on her knees for people to pre order her book. why are all these content creators publishing books? is it a quick way for publishers to make $$$ since they have a following?
is she crashing out bc acquired didnt give her attention in her comments? she yearns to be liked like maybe if you didnt drink so much your cortisol wouldnt be thru the roof sistaaaaaa
this is the same bitch that made a whole video about being too theatre kid for her sorority & too sorority for the theatre kids when shes like close to 30 & years out of college
eli rallo looks different in this format (her podcast) than when shes holding the phone & can do her magic to look a certain way. the posture here is crazy! anyway yes we need your unintelligible rants as a podcast queen!!!! give us nothing
eli rallo once again acting a fool. need to know why bitches that come from money & in her case married into money choose to humiliate themselves online. this isnt her being wholesome, she NEEDS you to know this stuff is going on in her life bc she cant help but overshare & keep anything to herself
eli rallo is mentally unstable. she spirals more than usual when shes in houston
“this book is quintessential to my life.” 😭 she 100% does not know what quintessential means or how to use it in a sentence. sounds like she thinks it means important. maybe would have made sense if she had said “of my life”. published, NYT best selling author btw
what the hell is happening to her chin & cheek area? thats so scary
no shade but this group (halley, greta, etc) think that by looking fake
heyy girlie, are you good ? stories from today like shes so unwell… whats happening around her eyes? i fear it may be the constant eye patches & masks. or too much drinking.
eli rallo has the homely look & demeanor to star in a life adaptation of little house on the prairie. & this dress isnt helping nor flattering. no shade
so ig were back to rants in her car. god she is so bored in houston. here shes defending her labubu of a husband, the alleged republican, the man that wears van queef, & is like what ~5’6. eli, answer this: is he republican?
his politics wouldnt be questioned if you werent so outspoken about your liberal politics & how youre so quick to come for others for their republican views. so eli, is your husband republican?
this is why she's changing the name of her bookclub/podcast
find this instagram post from March interesting, esp since eli stopped promoting prosehoes around the beginning of the year. she full on took this name, and if she didn't, she had a responsibility to change it sooner. even prosesociety is too close for my liking. she needs to scrap it altogether, but she won't because, surprise, it's not actually a bookclub or a podcast, but a leadup to promote her new novel IHERT, releasing march of 2027!
>Many of you know about Hoes For Prose, the Brooklyn-based literary community u/robster_dalobster and I created in March of 2024. We held poetry workshops, monthly bookclubs, created a zine to showcase our members (1.6k of you), film screenings, parties, book binding, and so much more. It was a small, vibrant community but it was ours. During the introduction to many of our events, Robby and I would talk about our friendship story: how we grew up as childhood piano partners in Northwest Arkansas and fell out of touch as teenagers only to reconnect in 2024 after learning he was working at a coffee shop around the corner from my Park Slope apartment - our story felt like the epitome of connection…so we wanted to channel it into fostering that same thing for others.
>After being in a months-long back and forth of trying to reclaim our account, u/meta recently disabled Hoes For Prose’s instagram. Which I can’t help but believe was the result of mega influencers such as u/eli.rallo’s u/prosehoesliterarysalon classically stealing from smaller brands. While this may seem trivial, it represented hours of work we built creating a beautiful and genuine community - one that i’ve been grieving for months.
>While we’ve been wrestling with how to move on or whether to ‘restart’ I thought at the least I wanted to honor a very small fraction of some of my favorite moments from the past year here with you.
>Growing Hoes For Prose was the most intensely rewarding experience of my life thus far. Witnessing strangers turn to friends, words on a page bud into human connection, and strangers show up time and time again to put themselves out there for the love of literature couldn’t be more demonstrative of the warmth we need in the world right now. We made a commitment to accessibility, committing to a donation-based model, because we strongly believed that whoever wants to connect over literature (in the worlds most expensive city) should be able to. Thank you to all of the wonderful human beings that helped us bring this community to life (you know exactly who you are) - you are the heartbeat of Hoes For Prose.
>❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️