You may be wondering why I was so terrified to wake up in bed with my girlfriend next to me.
It’s because I don’t have a bed.
u/somefromcolumna — 11 days ago
“This place is not right and something is off,” said my friend, looking around my mom’s house.
“So, do you want iced tea?” I responded, the door falling off the fridge’s hinges as I opened it.
u/somefromcolumna — 2 months ago
“I decided to go back to school,” said my working class mom.
“I hope you like peanut butter sandwiches!”
u/somefromcolumna — 2 months ago
Back when I was a kid, I was home alone and decided to watch Shrek, but when I put the tape in, something about the movie was … off.
Shrek was evil.
u/somefromcolumna — 4 months ago
▲ 132 r/badtwosentencehorrors
I was shocked when I learned the dark, disturbing origin of one of my favorite childhood fairy tales—Rapunzel.
Apparently, one of the brothers Grimm grabbed the other brother’s manbun to stop himself from falling out a window.
u/somefromcolumna — 4 months ago