u/somerandomdude453

Sauce: https://x.com/i/status/2069451699975041106

BBQ Sauce (translated source): https://x.com/i/status/2069162378407686364

Teriyaki chicken sauce (original source):https://x.com/i/status/2068666746119331964

I already have her up to 5 stars already, but it doesn't appear for me for some reason.

"Ever since I was promoted to Proselyte I am given a new device in the form of a flip-phone model, having a keypad with only arrows and the buttons of Fulfilled or Failed, however it seems that it also requires to be charged every two days at least, curious. I wonder if other members in our Syndicate charge their devices too, unless it's unique from member to member."

Sauce: https://x.com/i/status/2068166951537356896

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Oh she's mad at you

Sauce: https://x.com/i/status/2065167793515892831

Sauce: https://x.com/i/status/2065577416685191364

Sauce: https://www.zerochan.net/3715282

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Hitting hard pity was worth it

Sauce: https://x.com/i/status/2017322642554933402

I've said this before in another sub or comment, maybe I'm misremembering but to be honest the KFC collab should have given her the Colonel Sanders fit dude, she is literally an Uma born in Kentucky, and they decided to give her no content in the collab. I feel like it was a huge waste dude, I don't even mind if it wasn't a Colonel Sanders outfit, as long as she gets some kind of outfit during that collab it would be cool. Like I'd imagine she would have a KFC chicken bucket costume similar to Rudolph's Christmas Tree outfit lol.

Sauce: https://x.com/i/status/2021058114406264931

"Hello, it has been a while since I've recorded my journey, I just thought it wasn't worth recording since thankfully most of the Prescripts I have gained were mundane, the most bizarre one I have gained was just drinking off of a puddle and then flipping a coin until it hit tails, so I apologise if my tracking of my own Prescripts is scuffed and cluttered."

"I have gained this Prescript this morning right after finishing the last one, it was one about baking cookies for friends, and now I can be... A part of the Syndicate itself once I've done everything it says here, I don't believe I need extra funds for the Economy Class ticket, so far scrapping and restoring items from the junkyard is surprisingly smooth... I've even made my own gadgets and devices that folks here buy for convenience."

"I may be able to afford the ticket myself, I am honored to have fate point me towards this direction."

"Day #2 under the Index's protection... I uh... I had gone through a lot during my first Prescript, I have done it, and yes the machine that I made... Sadly it was used, all I can say is, I chose a subject that was passing away anyways, he used to be a Fixer in a smaller Office, left after he gained a request relating to fighting a Proselyte, he was reckless and lost an arm in the process of the battle, and has soon lost his family in a series of events that he described as 'bad karma', he had no family left, he couldn't afford to get prosthetics anymore or even feed himself as he spent everything on alcohol to drown his sorrows, I chose him for the Subject, and he agreed... So he willingly sat down on that cold steel chair, unconscious with sedatives I bought with the remainder of my saved Ahn... And had his spine removed... For proof, I have it with me, cleaned thoroughly for the Messengers to approve of it, even his Fixer ID."

"I am relieved that my Prescript today is tame, the nearest Fixer office is a bit far from here, but I can walk there no problem at all, I just don't have a friend to assist me with... It's morbid as well, the man I killed was a Grade 8 Fixer too."

"How do I even do this? This is my first Prescript given to me by a Messenger, they told me if I do what it says I can continue living in the backstreets with their protection... And yet my first one is already this extreme...?"

Sauces 1: https://x.com/i/status/2059842465818202278

Sauce 2: https://x.com/i/status/2059955212438458603

Sauce: https://x.com/i/status/2061467465931256220

1. You fell first hard

2. Whenever it was football season, it was cookout season

3. She makes the best burgers

4. You and her visit shooting ranges whenever possible.

5. You also lose track of time listening to her talk about her favorite pistol, rifles, shotguns

6. You both tried to propose to the other at the same time

7. No matter what, you can not escape her morning cuddles, hugs, and kisses.

8. She absolutely loves your omelets( you have to make like five so she doesn't take yours)

9. Suzuka often visits with her husband, and the four of you play Uno...

10. Never played Uno with Taiki again. It didn't end well.

11. When she's upset with you, expect the couch... for a week... or until she forgets why she's mad.

12. The both of you don't okay when it comes to your two daughters Meisho Bowler and Summer wind. If someone hurts them, they learn why Taiki is the shooting range Champion

Art source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133665004

Dead as Disco Umapyoi, but with Taiki: https://youtu.be/zoMc0DEsAPE

Sauce: https://x.com/i/status/2057139620887028011

Sauce: https://x.com/i/status/2055947541360017512