My alarm clock and I have a great relationship. Every morning, I ignore it and it still comes back.
reddit.comu/souravkumar911 — 3 days ago
▲ 16 r/TwoSentenceComedy
I only checked one notification
I opened my phone at 2 AM just to check one notification. Three hours later, I was still scrolling and somehow watching a video about how people make pencils.
u/souravkumar911 — 8 days ago