u/sparklypanda12102

I can barely go get my prescriptions without being pissed that I can’t just go straight home from work 😭😭 I won’t even go to the store if I desperately need something. I’m just like “ehhh it can wait until the weekend” 💀 The only thing I don’t slack on is getting gas because obviously I need to get to work, but…. THAT is lowkey a struggle 😭

I’m deadass acting like I’m late for home… I am though. I will never procreate!!!! On gawd.

Made a last minute pedicure appointment for after work just because I CAN!!! Then I’m going to the bar!!! Then I’m going home ALONE to my EMPTY house, eating ice cream, and doing absolutely nothing. Then bedtime 🥰🥰🥰 Honestly, this is the dream.

Hehehehe sweet dreams to me:)

Was at Aldi today and the family in front of me had THREE kids, all seemingly under 5. 😭 2 were ripping shit off the shelves while the youngest was rolling around the cart. Crying.
Mom is fighting for her LIFE trying to wrangle them while dad is casually chatting about how hard getting ready for church was and hoping they “survive another day.” 💀
Then mom turns around and I see the VERY pregnant belly.
GIRL. 😭 You already have three toddlers in the trenches and you’re cooking up #4??? I genuinely cannot understand the obsession with breeding when you’re already fighting for your life with the kids you have.

I kept giving the dad dirty looks because I genuinely couldn’t help myself, and this man just SMILED at me. Sinister. 😭

They were all also in matching outfits. I was disturbed.

What are y’all’s plans for the weekend? 🥹 Personally, I’m getting a tattoo tomorrow, grabbing some yummy takeout, then heading to the beach to read my smutty book and just ✨exist✨ for a while. Sunday is gonna be spent deep cleaning my home, getting cozy, and prepping for the week ahead 😌🫶
Just me, my little childfree life, and absolutely zero obligations I don’t want to do 😎😂
Hope everyone has the coziest, most peaceful childfree weekend!! 💕

Just survived the workday from hell, but at least I get to come home to complete ✨peace and quiet.✨ Made myself a bomb dinner, did some yoga and breathwork, and now I’m about to take a gummy, absolutely destroy some cookie dough ice cream, and watch whatever the fuck I want. Genuinely can’t think of a better way to end the day. I could do this forever.. oh wait I can!🥰🥰

I’ll go first: DERANGED

Imagine confirming everyone’s criticism and expecting it to magically end the conversation. “He should’ve been wearing a life jacket the whole time.” Exactly. That’s literally why people have been upset. You don’t get brownie points for admitting the obvious after it’s too late. ALSO…..

“Not even for the few moments he was out of it.” That’s the sentence that says everything. Because those “few moments” were never insignificant. That’s literally the entire point of wearing a life jacket. It’s heartbreaking that this became a lesson instead of common sense.

Fuck E & B & every single one of their enablers.

World Drowning Prevention Day is one of the few awareness days that actually deserves to be talked about.
Every year people say the same thing: “I only looked away for a second.” “He was a great swimmer.” “He had ISR lessons.”(debunked) The reality is drowning doesn’t care. It doesn’t care how experienced you are, how old you are, or how confident you feel. Water doesn’t give second chances.
One of the biggest misconceptions is that drowning is obvious. It isn’t. Most of the time there’s no screaming, no dramatic splashing, and no movie scene where everyone instantly realizes what’s happening. It’s usually silent. That’s why so many people miss it until it’s too late.
We normalize doing dumb shit around water way too much. Swimming after drinking, not wearing a life jacket because it “looks stupid,” letting kids play while everyone’s half-paying attention, assuming someone else is watching. Those are the moments that turn into tragedies.
Being cautious doesn’t make you paranoid. Wearing a life jacket doesn’t make you weak. Watching the water instead of gambling for 9 minutes doesn’t make you overprotective. It makes you the reason someone gets to go home. Which could have been T1.
Take the extra minute. Wear the vest. Learn CPR. Keep your eyes on the water. Stop being negligent.

Given E’s previous posts and comments, like the birds hitting the window, the child skeleton Halloween decor, and other oddly specific references, including “drip or drown,” it’s hard not to side-eye the whole thing. At a certain point, it stops feeling like a coincidence and starts feeling like some weird, premeditated manifestation. Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but the entire situation is so fucking unsettling.