u/sqrlgrl69

Okay listen. I’ve noticed a trend in my life. When I eat pre-packaged, shelf stable baked goods, like brownies or muffins, I get what I’ve been calling the Stank Farts. I often avoid pre-packaged baked goods because of this, because I can look at them and go, that’s a Stank Fart Baked Good. Well, last night, I saw these dubai chocolate brownies at an event. They were individually wrapped, but I didn’t realize they were shelf stable as opposed to like, from a bakery. Whatever. I ate one, it was delicious. Later I found out it was from Costco. Anyway. Later on, I farted. It was a foul, sulfuric fart. I farted under the covers and accidentally released the Stank Fart at my partner and myself and we were both absolutely accosted by the stench. I realized then that I had inadvertently consumed a Stank Fart Brownie. I’d told my partner about the Stank Fart Brownie phenomenon in the past, but when I told them last night that I’d experienced a Stank Fart from the SFB, they said it could have been from anything. Well, no. Not really. This is a pretty known thing for me. Nobody else has reported pre-packaged baked goods making stanky sulfuric nuclear weapons per Google. Anyone relate or? My partner said I should ask here, I think they’re skeptical of the Stank Farts Brownie claim.

TLDR: Do pre-packaged baked goods give you the Stank Farts or is it just me?