Everyone fucking knew that seeing Murray and Maley in the same forward line was a disaster waiting to happen. It is such an old school, Neanderthal way of thinking to put more big men in when they are limited with height.
This game has been like watching Shaun McKernan and Nick Gill in the same team.
But fuck me, I'd almost rather that!
Alright cunts, we were all a trainee at some stage and at the same time, probably a stupid teenager so chances are we all fucked up at some stage. What are the dumbest (but now funniest) things that you did in store?
Backstory
In like 2005, during the morning shift (5am start), we had to drain the fryers into a mobile filtration unit which we pushed around. It had a hose on it and the idea was that you had to make sure it was cleaned and drained before the oil could turn solid again. Each day, one of the fryers had the oil removed so that oil was regularly replaced.
Anyway, someone taught me how to clean the mobile unit. They told me that you just flushed the leftover oil down the drain in the bin area.
Unbeknownst to my dumbass teenage self, that very efficiently clogs the drains.
On the Saturday morning shift, I dumped the oil down the drain as my more knowledgeable team member instructed me.
On the next Sunday morning shift the cleaner was having a huge bitch to the store manager about how she had just spent hours cleaning out the clog in the drain because some dumbfuck poured oil into them.
Then right in front of her, I dump an entire fryers worth of oil into the drain she just unclogged.
The cleaner then left and didn't come back.