u/steveskinner

A farmer's teenage daughter is begging him to let her borrow the car that night. The farmer says, "Alright, if you wanna borrow the car, give me a blowjob." She drops to her knees and starts giving him a blowjob. After a minute she says, "Daddy, your dick tastes like shit." The farmer says, "Oh wait! Sorry, I forgot I already promised the car to your brother."