Spider-MID pizza dangerous and Morbphobic??? (Tried to kill my mom)
My family went to Little Caesar's for some pizza after a hard day of work and moving into my new house, (have sex moment, I'm a home owner!) and decided to try the Weberoni pizza. I wasn't aware there was a Spider-MID promotion going on and had no idea what my family was getting me into until it was too late. We received a box with Morbphorbic images on it (pic related) and I suddenly felt nervous. I KNEW something wrong was happening, as a true Morbhead I could sense it. I went home with my fam and this culinary abomination reluctant to try any of this. When we got back home and sat down to enjoy this "meal" I tried to beg my family to not risk it, but I did so in vein! My mother took a bite and dropped to the floor immediately! Luckily I had some blue on hand and was able to revive her with my potential Nobel Prize winning medical skills (Morbius inspired me to potentially win just like he did) and now she's ok. She's on the couch relieved I knew what to do facing spider-mid propaganda.
TLDR: Morbphobic pizza tried to kill my Mom, but Morbius taught me to save her.